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Worldwide Whiskey Crisis Averted with Help of AI - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425748

Worldwide Whiskey Crisis Averted with Help of AI

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Major companies like Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and Crown Royal have signed on to the pipeline, solving the whiskey crisis. “The worldwide whiskey crisis h…

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Televangelist Announces Effort to Pray JD Vance into Hell - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425704

Televangelist Announces Effort to Pray JD Vance into Hell

Asperity Falls, Ga.–Prominent televangelist the Rev. Ovoid Carbuncle condemned Vice President JD Vance yesterday for Vance’s decision not to endorse Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…

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Mike Luckovich for Oct 25, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425840

Mike Luckovich for Oct 25, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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John Deering for Oct 25, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425839

John Deering for Oct 25, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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The Ballad of Don Henry: Trump vs. the Machine - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425753

The Ballad of Don Henry: Trump vs. the Machine

By Dan Davis John Henry had a hammer. Trump had an IQ, and he went down in folklore as “Don Henry.” Once upon a time, there was a mighty steel-driving man named John Henry. When a stea…

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Slotkin Vows to Impeach Ballroom - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425689

Slotkin Vows to Impeach Ballroom

The White House “doesn’t need a ballroom,” said Senator Slotkin. “Have you ever been to a wedding? Americans can’t dance.” Yesterday, in a hastily arranged press conference, shar…

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John Deering for Oct 24, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425812

John Deering for Oct 24, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Corporate Greed Takes Flight with Sean Duffy - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425746

Corporate Greed Takes Flight with Sean Duffy

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy insists that corporate integrity is none of the public’s business. You probably won’t believe this, boys and girls, but there was a time when govern…

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Putin, Trump Share 2027 Nobel Peace Prize - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425694

Putin, Trump Share 2027 Nobel Peace Prize

Future News (Dateline: Oslo, Norway, December 10, 2027) At the 2027 Nobel Peace Prize ceremony, President Trump spoke for nearly four hours. Surrounded by family and friends, U.S. President Donald…

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Minnesota Nice Interviews Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425696

Minnesota Nice Interviews Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews rapper Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. ANNOUNCER From beautiful Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show.…

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Mike Luckovich for Oct 23, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425732

Mike Luckovich for Oct 23, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Tennessee Adopts ‘New’ Execution Method - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425132

Tennessee Adopts ‘New’ Execution Method

The Tennessee legislature, meeting in emergency session well into the night, passed a new law last night that replaces lethal injection with an ancient Persian execution procedure called scaphism …

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The Golden Arches Go Full True-Crime: Inside the Corporate Launch of the ‘McMangione’ - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=424601

The Golden Arches Go Full True-Crime: Inside the Corporate Launch of the ‘McMangione’

In a bold, paradigm-shifting move that completely redefines the concept of corporate opportunism, McDonald’s Corporation has officially announced its newest limited-time menu offering: the McMangi…

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Mike Luckovich for Oct 22, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425703

Mike Luckovich for Oct 22, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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John Deering for Oct 22, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425659

John Deering for Oct 22, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Why the Reasons for Calling Me ‘Howard the Great’ Are Compelling, Though There’s Still Room for Improvement - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425511

Why the Reasons for Calling Me ‘Howard the Great’ Are Compelling, Though There’s Still Room for...

Why shouldn’t I be a noted historical figure? Here’s my reasoning for calling me “Howard the Great.” History has many “Greats,” from Alexander and Cyrus to Peter and Catherine (the wif…

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Gary Markstein for Oct 21, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425603

Gary Markstein for Oct 21, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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Mike Luckovich for Oct 21, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425624

Mike Luckovich for Oct 21, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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John Deering for Oct 21, 2026 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425664

John Deering for Oct 21, 2026

As seen in the monthly publication, the Humor Times, along with a hundred or so other great cartoons! Check out a free sample and subscribe today! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide.

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British Parties Woo Zacharia for Leadership Role - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425472

British Parties Woo Zacharia for Leadership Role

The Conservative and Labour Parties of Great Britain have confirmed that they have both approached former White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia about British citizenship and the opportunity t…

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