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Hunter Gardner

@HunnaGardnah

Comedy writer & nice dude | @pbs @buzzfeed @RISKshow @mcsweeneys @weeklyhumorist @pointsincase @thisisrobotbutt @rejectionlit

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined January 2012
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Bank: You're Sally? Sally: Yes. Bank: And you sell seashells? Sally: Yes. Bank: By the seashore? Sally: Yes. Bank: Where all the seashells already are. Sally: Yes. Bank: ... Sally: I'm not going to get this business loan, am I?
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For what it’s worth, I wish I had quoted The Flaming Lips as my senior year yearbook quote.
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STOP saying “girlfriend” START saying:
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Books? Oh, that's like a podcast but you have to... read it?
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We live in a strange country where a football team can be voted out of the college football playoff because their QB was injured, but a guy with 91 felony counts can be voted in as president of the United States.
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A truly ominous sign for 2024…
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Put on sweatpants to go to the gym- but then remembered that my couch is really comfortable.
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Have you ever let out a sigh so heavy it worried your Uber driver?
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Oh great, now everyone is going to dress up as a “sexy Barbie” for Halloween🙄
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Fellas- is it gay to text my girlfriend that I love her?
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Job apps are getting weird...
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“I really don’t want people to be fighting on my birthday “
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America at her party this year 💅🏼 🇺🇸
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Happy Annual Day Of Blurry Fireworks Pics, everyone!
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2021: I’m so glad I’m off the train in open air so I can take off this mask. 2023: Thank god I’m on the train away from smoky air so I can take off this mask.
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I can't stop using the phrase "beefing up" lately and I'm concerned (e.g. 'beefing up my resumé' , 'beefing up my website' , 'beefing up my beef eating') - any advice??
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I've been doing 'The Artist's Way' and describe it to others as "AA for artists" but I think AA for artists is just... AA?
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I've been really working on myself lately (by judging other people)
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Huge if true
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The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System ~ by Hunter Gardner @hunnagardnah Now tell me: Would you do anything to bring your friend or loved one back? If so, say “BARGAINING”. You can weeklyhumorist.com/the-5-sta… #ai #app
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RISK!@RISKshow13 Jun 2023
We just released a new episode of RISK! called Growing Apart, in which Hunter Gardner (@hunnagardnah) and Shalewa Sharpe (@silkyjumbo) see some people drift away from them. Get it at risk-show.com/podcast/growin… #storytelling #truestories #risk

Growing Apart - RISK! podcast

Hunter Gardner and Shalewa Sharpe share stories about growing distant from somebody that they used to know.  

risk-show.com
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My fellow Millennials: Look, fact is, Dave Matthews Band is our Beatles and for better or for worse there’s nothing we can friggin do about it.
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