Big East’s Sabrina Carpenter superfan (‘25: Top 0.2% Listener, ‘24: Top 0.005% Espresso Streams). UTLHC Class of June ‘24. 1x UConn Twitter Lawyer of the Year.

Storrs, CT
Joined April 2023
If any Michigan fans want to fight I’ll be in section 420, row 6, seat 9
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THE JUG HAS BEEN FOUND. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JUG.
It’s safe and sound ladies, gentlemen, and @BarstoolBigCat .
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Where the fuck is the jug
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Power station events is still absolute dogshit, for those wondering.
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Me to St. John’s twitter
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
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Ribbed for someone’s pleasure
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CIVIL CONFLICT MENTIONED!!!
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New grab and go stations at Gampel where the full concession stations were
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You can buy a cold turkey club and this was ground breaking to me. Also you can buy wine.
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UConn won twice as many games against ACC opponents last season as Boston College did.
You want to be in the Power 4 you have to beat those teams
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This weather with 0 wind chill is lowkey peak
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you
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FYI: UConn vs AF will only be televised on this MW+ nonsense. However, if you have Prime you can get a 7 day trial. Just wait til like Monday to sign up to give yourself some wiggle room.
𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦: MW+ Powered By Kiswe Now Available on Prime Video With Subscription 🔗 bit.ly/47hP60N #BuiltBold | @KisweVideo
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Them umass mothafuckas really thought they be winning this game
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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Maybe the real Southwick Jug was the friends we made along the way.
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A more cynical fellow might say that going to Boston College for 70k a year to write for the New London Day might be silly. But that’s a more cynical fellow.
A more cynical fellow might say UConn and UMass are high school anyway. But that’s a more cynical fellow.
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well the game sucked but it was extremely good seeing and meeting so many umass and, yes, uconn twitter legends, thank u @CurryHicksSage @EliSlovin @CameronGuzzo @MisterHotBalls @HurleyMania @epeemike81 @HuskySlide @lifeofschneids @NathanPStrauss and whoever else i forgot
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When I was born 3 witches came to me and said: in your life you shall received very big jugs. Tonight, that was fulfilled.
I touched the fucking jug
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The trophy is here
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