ALT Two bookcases filled with titles relating to James Bond.

ALT A miniature clearly based on Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin from the 1980 Flash Gordon film, dressed entirely in green and pointing some sort of futuristic crossbow. He's mounted on a base cut from a branch, and displayed on a tree in woods.

ALT Another view of the miniature, taken at a different angle so we see the green stuff lovingly glued to the base.

ALT A yellow Swim Serpentine branded swimming cap and a blur metal medal with TWO MILES.

ALT Selfie in front of a lake, some swimmers visible in the water. I am wearing a red T-shirt with the logo of the Kent, Surrey and Sussex Air Ambulance.

ALT An empty hall with chequered floor tiles. A sign reads 'To Albania'. Underneath it is a tabby and white cat wearing a collar.

ALT I am standing above a beach with a view to the coast opposite, wearing a blue and yellow towelling robe and holding a bag that says 'Go Overboard 12/9/26 Albania to Corfu'.

ALT A group of swimmers wearing orange hats and tow floats, in the water waiting for the start. I am circled in purple.

ALT Finished. A wooden medal, a gin and tonic and my cuddly wolf mascot.

ALT View of a junction where one road joins another higher one. Bond's 2CV rolls over the stone wall separating the high and low roads.

ALT I am sitting outside 'Spiros Bond 007' café, perusing the menu.

ALT Closeup of the menu, offering 'PIES 007' (cheese, spinach or sausage).

ALT Wooden chair labelled 'Roger sat here!'

ALT Sketchbook drawing of Huskyteer dressed as a pilot in uniform jacket, helmet and goggles, with one paw resting on the biplane behind her.

ALT A lake surrounded by trees, in the dark. Coloured lights show the position of swimmers.

ALT Screen from Pokemon with a NPC declaring that they like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

ALT I am sitting in the pilot's seat in a Tiger helicopter. There is also a plush tiger here.