CEO of Jerkmate

does anyone know what the fuck??

You get one billion trillion dollars but you have to be stuck behind a RAV4 in traffic for the rest of your life. Could you do it?

Life’s a dick I’m just playin with the balls

Many are asking the question, can Sauron fuck and shoot ropes?

Guy who puts up a swastika as a Halloween decoration

Need my fucking member plopped on

Could use a damn slurpin..

*tune of champagne supernova* Where were you when we were being gay

Thrashing around with spern cramps 😢

Need my dick sucked by a pussy

Getting to work on time has greatly reduced my quality of life

The Charlie Kirkstown massacre

Kevin shields needs to write a song about getting a spread from the back pussy pic

[tune of time on my hand by styx] Is it any wonder I’ve got too much cum in my ass

Getting head so sloppy it makes someone else’s ass wet

[Commissioner Gordon debriefing Batman] He calls himself “The Penis Nigga”

Germans asking for a blowjob be like I need the Kokkenschloppen

Saw someone on here refer to Elle Fanning’s ass as a “braphog” Cmon man

The all new 2027 Honda Prolapse