(formerly known as HyperRocks) 555 🪨 by @tim_tim_eth No promises, just rocks.
Joined March 2025
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Corp. & miniCorp. 📈🪨
The Strategic Rock Fund has made its first acquisition.
Just a fancier and more cultivated way to bet on JPGs and more. 🪨📈
Don’t sue me @BlackRock. More below🔻
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The Strategic Rock Fund has made its first acquisition.
Just a fancier and more cultivated way to bet on JPGs and more. 🪨📈
Don’t sue me @BlackRock. More below🔻
Some final words on the mint. 🪨🤝
Congrats on minting out. First ever collection for me, and it'll stay the centerpiece for whatever comes next. Had our ups and downs, but the mint went through smooth in the end.
Big thanks to all the legends who showed up and spread the word.
Special shoutout to the @Mintify team walked me through everything step-by-step. Couldn’t have asked for a better launch partner. Professional, dedicated, just making things happen. 1Cock=1Rock.
CockRocks are now live on @drip__trade 🤝
Disclaimer: rarity is way off. Just buy what you like.
35 rocks total. Some more, some less rare.
Some metadata’s still off (still says HyperRock), and a few trait names haven’t updated.
Not a big deal. Will fix asap.
Link:
🔗drip.trade/collections/cockr…
1C=1R initiative executed.
Collection name changed: HyperRocks Origin -> CockRocks.
Updated traits:
"1D=1B" → 1C=1R
"2D=2B" → 2C=2R
"69" → Rocky-Nine
Twitter name updated to CockRocks (handle unchanged). Blue check = temporarily cooked
Next step: reaching out to marketplaces to get the freshly rebranded rocks listed.
1C=1R, 🍆=🪨
52% to 48% for a rebrand, I approve 1C=1R.
I started making rocks deep in the @HyperliquidX trenches. But times have changed. I agree: Hyper-"something something" isnt very original.
Full rebrand/name change happening tomorrow:
Collection name + metadata will be updated (ideally post mint-out, so nobody gets confused).
Congrats to everyone on the first c o m m u n i t y vote, crazy sht. From tomorrow onward, the rocks shall be known as Cock Rocks.
May the Peen rise and flourish.
1🍆=1🪨
Mint page hasn’t changed. Over 70% minted with only 158 rocks still up for grabs:
🔗app.mintify.com/launchpad/hy…
That made me tear up, being featured next to these magnificent, legendary creations.
Wise words and truly ahead of our time. Amen. 🪨
The Revolution starts in the 2nd Dimension.
One day a leader will rise through the cracks of society and their message will be one of unity.
And on that day the dicks butts toadz cocks rocks chads and other communities of hope will lock arms;
standing shoulder to shoulder with the knowledge that we are one unit revolting against the tyranny of the robot men.
To all the industrio-materialists with a desire to strip this world of its beauty and replace it with shopping malls and manufactured desires -
Behold, we are impervious to your advances.
For our needs extend no further than the 2nd dimension.
These are not merely NFTs. They are our way of signalling resistance to your agenda.
We don't need your PRIME energy drinks, your junk food, your soul-eroding media and most certainly we are not joining The Cult of More.
We already have all that we need.
@CryptoDickbutts @larvachad @Darkfarms1 @oddities_xyz @cryptoadzNFT @HyperRocksNFT
Quick recap, pretty wild day.
🪨 1C=1R, First executive order has been made.
Rename/Rebranding tomorrow.
🪨64% (360/555 Rocks) have been minted.
Less than 200 rocks left, steady and organic.
🪨The StrategicRockFund (I just made that name up on the spot) has 27 $HYPE, more on that later.
🪨Dickscord is growing, friends are joining.
Good vibes, good rocks, good coc...
🪨X/Twitter account hasn't been suspended or shadow banned yet. A huge win imo.
Thats all for now, stay hard.
1C=1R.
52% to 48% for a rebrand, I approve 1C=1R.
I started making rocks deep in the @HyperliquidX trenches. But times have changed. I agree: Hyper-"something something" isnt very original.
Full rebrand/name change happening tomorrow:
Collection name + metadata will be updated (ideally post mint-out, so nobody gets confused).
Congrats to everyone on the first c o m m u n i t y vote, crazy sht. From tomorrow onward, the rocks shall be known as Cock Rocks.
May the Peen rise and flourish.
1🍆=1🪨
Dicksty-Nine has been sent to @L00sEtooth. A tasteful choice for a tasteful individual.
Check the math on this one,
2C=2R, 🍆🍆=🪨🪨
Absolutely wild.
52% to 48% for a rebrand, I approve 1C=1R.
I started making rocks deep in the @HyperliquidX trenches. But times have changed. I agree: Hyper-"something something" isnt very original.
Full rebrand/name change happening tomorrow:
Collection name + metadata will be updated (ideally post mint-out, so nobody gets confused).
Congrats to everyone on the first c o m m u n i t y vote, crazy sht. From tomorrow onward, the rocks shall be known as Cock Rocks.
May the Peen rise and flourish.
1🍆=1🪨