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Today marks the 5 year anniversary of my kitty, Hypnotic, passing away. She's part of the inspiration for my channel mascot, Hyperion. I don't think I'll ever stop missing her.

He turned 1 and it's like he's a whole different child. Crying instead of hand gestures or indicative sounds to communicate. And it's turned into air vibrating wails, like his lungs + vocal cords got an upgrade.

My microwave beeped at me because the food inside was done, but I wanted to shush it.

Tomorrow is my first day back at work after 4.5 months of maternity leave. Shouldn't be too demanding, but I still have the feeling that I'm not prepared and it's causing some mild panic.

I feel like a badass when I'm able to get the baby to sleep in 30 min or less.

With babies being as needy as they are and how much of a physical toll it takes on the mothers, I really wonder how we made it this far as a species.

Wedding planning with a 3 month old. What could go wrong?

I won't be able to participate in anything VeeCon this year, which is very bittersweet.

I feel a little sense of accomplishment when I can put my baby down to sleep on the first try.

Been a wild ride with the LO tonight. A few things calm him down for a little bit, but quickly gets fussy again. It's so physically and emotionally draining. I think he might be down now, hopefully for a few hours 🤞🏻

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It's 1am and I'm v sore, but still on the floor feeding my little one bc I don't dare move them while they are sleepy and so close to being fully asleep

Moms of Twitter: how do you not throw your back out by two having a newborn?

4 days left for our St Jude fundraiser! Drawings every $50 raised. Will tweet again while live on Twitch! tiltify.com/@hyperzengirl/hz…

Two days in a row?? Fundraising for St. Jude playing Genshin Impact. Drawings for St. Jude items every $50 raised! :eyes: twitch.tv/hyperzengirl

It is 4:45 p.m. before I get my first chip sip of coffee. #Momlife

When I think 1:20am is "a decent time" for my 1MO to get to sleep... That gives you an idea of how the past week has been

Never did I ever think I'd have a personal use for binder rings. Ugh. On general principle, I don't like that they don't have a more solid closing mechanism, but, alas, the open-and-close feature is what I need now. But I also am loathe to spend my own money on them, lol

My little is over 3 weeks old and I've finally come up with a pumping/sleeping/eating schedule. For myself. His needs will supercede whatever I've put on paper, but it'll be a good reminder of what I should be doing when, also. I've been so scattered these past few weeks

Is that time of year again, raising funds for St. Jude! I started this campaign prior to going to the hospital but since then I've had a kid of my own! Working on rounding out the incentives but it is LIVE! donate.tiltify.com/a310c540-…

I basically just switched which calendar program ruled my day. The biggest difference between @Outlook and the #Huckleberry app is that Outlook only ruled my day from 9am to 6pm, while Huckleberry is 24/7