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Joined November 2023
Get Ready for a Spooky Good Time at The Boring Bodega! Join us for our Spooky Trunk Fest on Friday, October 30th! Bring the whole family for an evening filled with costumes, candy, live music, and Halloween fun! Friday, October 30th | 6–8 PM Here's what's happening: - Trunk-or-Treat & Candy - Bounce House by Wild Child - Face Painting & Pumpkin Painting - Live Music featuring Trent Morgan Games, Costumes & Surprises! Want to join the fun? We're still looking for participants to decorate their trunks and hand out candy! Email [email protected] to sign up. Location: Hyperloop Plaza | 865 FM 1209, Bastrop, TX Come dressed in your favorite costume and celebrate Halloween with us! #SpookyTrunkFest #TheBoringBodega #HyperloopPlaza #BastropTX #TrunkOrTreat #HalloweenFun
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Tomorrow night at The Boring Bodega! Come out for Business Networking + Happy Hour at Prufrock Bar. Meet other local business owners and professionals, make new connections, and support the businesses that make up the Bastrop community. Wednesday, September 30 6:00–8:00 PM Grab a drink, bring your business cards, and come meet some good people. Good people. Good drinks. Good business. Know a local business that should be there? Tag them below!
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Moms in Motion Pop-Up Market — This Saturday! Grab the kids, bring a friend, and spend your Saturday with us at The Boring Bodega! Join us from 11 AM–2 PM for a fun, family-friendly afternoon featuring: FREE Moms in Motion workout (10 AM - 11 AM) Local pop-up vendors Kids games & activities Drink specials Food, coffee & more from The Boring Bodega This Saturday (9/26) 11 AM–2 PM The Boring Bodega — 865 FM 1209, Bastrop, TX The market is open to everyone — come shop local, get moving, and hang out with us!
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Looking for a fun stop for the whole family? Come hang out at The Boring Bodega! Every day, kids can enjoy our rock wall, games, fun snacks, and sweet treats while parents grab a bite or a drink. There’s always something to keep the whole family entertained at Hyperloop Plaza! And mark your calendars for our next Family Fun Day on September 26th! We’ll have bounce houses with Wild Child and a Moms in Motion class! Bring the family, grab some food, and make a day of it at the Bodega! Family Fun Day: September 26th Hyperloop Plaza | Bastrop, TX
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Your next event doesn’t have to be boring. Host your next team outing, birthday, happy hour, or celebration at the Hyperloop Plaza! A one-of-a-kind venue Built for groups Food, drinks & activities A venue people will actually remember Plan your next event at the HLP! Email [email protected] to start planning your next event.
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Si Baby BBQ officially opens at Hyperloop Plaza today as our newest permanent food truck. On the menu: • Brisket • Pulled pork • Pork ribs • Turkey breast Sides include jalapeño coleslaw, mac and cheese, Mexican rice, and beans. Sandwiches include pulled pork, brisket, and the Jalapeño Bird (turkey, jalapeño coleslaw, and BBQ sauce). Double smash burgers will also be available from 5–8 p.m. on Fridays. Hours: Friday & Saturday 12–3 p.m. and 5–8 p.m. #SiBabyBBQ #HyperloopPlaza #TheBoringCompany #TexasBBQ #BastropTX
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Join us tomorrow at The Boring Bodega for our Anything But Boring End-of-Summer Party from 5:30–8:30 PM. Free entry, live music, a water bounce house, slip 'n slide, snow cones, raffles, and plenty of family fun. Bring a school supply donation to earn extra raffle tickets as we support Bastrop ISD. 📍865 FM 1209, Bastrop, TX See you there! #BoringBodega #BastropTX #EndOfSummerParty #BastropISD #Batrop #TheBoringCompany #Backtoschool
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📢Bastrop Community! Come out tomorrow from 11am-2pm for our summer market. We will have several local vendors on display and cafe specials at the Bodega. Enjoy an ice-cold beverage at Prufrock Pub and enjoy live music from Brandi Behlen from 3pm-5pm! 865 FM-1209 Bastrop, TX 78602
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We will be hosting Clay Dawg tomorrow night from 6-8pm. Come out and enjoy the live music, $5 draft beer Specials, and tasty snacks from the Bodega!
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Hyperloop Plaza is hosting local musician Ben Zuniga (@princeton_music), tomorrow night at 7pm! The night will kick off following the @bastroprescue adoption day from 5pm - 7pm at HLP. Come out and enjoy live music, free beer tastings, and our $6 al pastor nacho special!
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Thanks for coming!
The Boring Company Bodega is an amazing place. We are here to support Elon Musk and Tesla.
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Hyperloop Plaza retweeted
Announcing the Tunnel Vision Challenge! Pitch us your best 1-mile tunnel idea (Loop, freight, pedestrian, utility, etc.), we'll pick a winner, and build it…for free! Details: boringcompany.com/tunnelvisi… Criteria: -Usefulness (good bang for the bore) -Stakeholder Engagement (get hyped) -Technical, Economic, and Regulatory Feasibility (success is physically possible) Prufrock was designed to build mega-infrastructure projects in a matter of weeks instead of years - so let’s build!
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It’s a new year and the perfect time to focus on a new activity. Come visit Cafe Monet inside of Hyperloop Plaza!
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With a new year on the horizon, we are thrilled to announce a new partnership with a Bastrop neighbor! Stop by the Bodega where we are proudly selling produce boxes from Kintsugi Ranch!
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The weekend is here! Bring the kids to enjoy our new play area!
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The coffee is still hot, the pastries are fresher than ever, and we didn’t stop there! Thanks to our wonderful HLP community for an amazing two years!
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No Sunday Scaries with this comforting special for the week!
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