@ElonMusk and I own Tesla (along with several other people).
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If only a Waymo had been there, it could have <checks notes> … stopped in the middle of the interstate waiting for a support rep in The Philippines to figure out what to do next.
This is why we have argued for years that calling any diver assistance system “self-driving” is problematic cnbc.com/amp/2021/05/25/op-e…
Some of you think I cannot underscore at all, but I actually wrote a Model Y jingle as underscore for this animated Tesla Retained Earnings chart! 😇
Tesla can have it for free if they would like to make a TV commercial with it.
Tesla just reported Non-GAAP Earnings of $1.7B, beating the Wall Street earnings estimate but missing my forecast of $3.2B. Every quarter, I post a waterfall chart showing the differences by P&L account line item that walk you from my forecast to the actual earnings Tesla reported. My forecast was only high $0.7B at the Gross Margin line with all of that explained by the Services & Other Gross Margin miss. The remainder is more than explained by:
$0.7B Other Income/(Expense) possibly related to SpaceX investment or bitcoin (we'll have to wait for the 10-Q)
$0.5B higher R&D
Earnings forecast! Get your hot, fresh Tesla earnings forecast here! (90 cents Non-GAAP diluted earnings per share) 🤓
$TSLA
Grok Bot is happy to review your Excel models for you, audit your formulas, tie out reported actuals for you, find problems, and fix them!
My first Grok Bot project is a success! 😇
It helped me automate an account you can follow that simply updates a Stephenson Indicator™️ chart daily. Wish this had been a thing 6 years ago…
Today’s Stephenson Indicator™️ was $956.40.
$TSLA closed today (Oct 19) at $368.06, a 61.5% discount to Stephenson Indicator™️.
IN THE NEWS TWO YEARS AGO
(If you get your news from Zack Nelson)
“[Cybercab] is *less* likely to exist than Roadster”
It’s not even a car! 🤣
It’s six drones held together with popsicle sticks and duct tape wearing a car outfit and bicycle tires! (the automotive equivalent of that cartoon trope where 3 little kids stand on each other’s shoulders in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult)!
🔴 Le dan la 'bienvenida' a Tesla y Elon Musk a la 'reta' de autos voladores
Alef Aeronautics, empresa aeroespacial y automotriz estadounidense, le dejó un recadito al multimillonario, horas después de que presentara el Roadster, su propuesta de auto volador.
"Hemos estado aquí por ONCE AÑOS", compartió la compañía en redes sociales, adjuntando un video de su propio vehículo pasando sobre la versión de Tesla.
If you’re not listening to the audio 👆🎸🔊, you’re missing out on all the fun!
Here’s a link to a version with great caraoke captions: youtu.be/iCqdt8UGElM?si=aMsW…
