I am Duncan Smith, i believe our supporters are Conservatives Uniting National Thinking or CUNT's for short. Im a CUNT, are you?.
North West, England
Joined July 2013
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Just sorted all the outdated sweets and stuff from the darkest places of my cupboards..............
We'll see who gets the trick or treat, when they've all got the shits!!
RIP Sir Patrick Stewart , a man I admired as a very talented actor and an absolute gentleman. When you spoke i listened and you will be greatly missed.
Sleep well sir.
Star Trek and X-Men actor Sir Patrick Stewart has died at the age of 86
news.sky.com/story/star-trek…
BREAKING +++ Paul Gascoigne has been spotted at Manchester United carrington training complex with some fishing rods and a six pack .
More as the situation develops.
I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".
I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut.
Don't ever let 80s pop star Paul Young leave a hat at your house.
He'll try and claim your property.
The worst day ever today. I asked my joiner to build a double bed, but he's done a bunk bed instead…….
It's just one thing on top of another !!
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@IDS_not I watched a documentary on the adult film industry yesterday ..if they can't "perform" they say that they can't "get wood"
I'd be useless,,I can't even get cardboard
My career as a karate instructor has ended.
The parents found out I was unqualified and I just enjoyed kicking children.
So, I went to the women’s prison today for a conjugal visit.
Apparently, you have to actually know someone.
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@IDS_not when I was younger I tried to write my name when peeing in the snow
Now I'm older I can add my middle name as well!!