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When I turned 18, my old man took us to the pub for my 'first' pint. Lovely gesture that was going really well until the bartender greeted me by first name and asked where the rest of my mates were.
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We’re returning to Europe and the UK next May and June for twelve headline shows, with support from @NightVerses, and some festival appearances. Tickets for all headline shows go on-sale to the general public this Friday, November 17th, at 10am local time.
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“It was so foggy this morning! Did you get any fog?”
“It wasn’t too bad where we are. I tell you what, it was cold, though”
“It feels proper wintery now, doesn’t it?”
“It was freezing in the car this morning”
“It’s getting darker as well”
“When do the clocks go back? Is it this weekend?”
“Oh god, yeah, it’ll be dark by teatime!”
“It’ll be Christmas before you know it”
“Oh don’t!”
<David Attenborough voice> With “oh don’t” the two British colleagues have now finished their morning chat and can commence the working day.
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I FU**ING LOVE THIS QUESTION! 🤣🤣
Bravo 👏🏾 to whoever asked this 😎 #NUFCFans will doubt appreciate this!! #NUFC
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This video is altered.
The “Are you serious about this question?” is real and in relation to a question asked to Jurgen Klopp about whether Liverpool struggle to adapt to 12:30 kick offs. The rest of the video is fake, however.
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We’re inside the ring road. So very very close.
Sort of relieved quiet giggles amongst us.
Or it’s a shared mania taking over.
Then he turns right out of nowhere and suddenly we’re in Edinburghs backstreets.
The driver’s GPS has taken him of course again!
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BREAKING: F35 jet lost over Scotland (England's largest county)
The £80.085mil warplane was last seen stuck in a cloud over Glasgow. If anyone has seen the jet please call Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew on 0800857175
Photographed from a Canberra
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With the Rugby World Cup in full flow, let us not forget how former Ireland international, Tommy Bowe, provided the greatest moment in Irish TV history.
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This guy managed to sneak the lyrics for Coolio’s “Gangsters Paradise” onto his weather reports across 43 days. As Banksy once said, artists don’t always announce themselves as such.
(You will need sound on)
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Everyone needs to watch comedian Karl Porter’s slow-mo goal celebration 😂
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