been born to climb hills⛰,play darts 🎯 eat 🍽 and jobby 💩
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Used to love this tournament back in the day…..
When the BDO’s top boys where
In it….
Felt kinda unique…
THE GROUPS 🔢
Here's how the Groups shape up for the 2026 @MrVegas_Casino Grand Slam of Darts!
Which group do you think is toughest? 😬
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Smyths toys superstore 🧸….
Monday morning…11.30 am….
Was an absolute cattle market….
No trolleys 🛒….
Folk fighting over stuff….
It’s fuckin the 9th of November man…😩
That’s the wee man sorted …
I won’t be going anywhere near it until next year…
Awful..
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Had my first mince pie 🥧 of the season today……
More of a pastry with mince meat…
From a very unlikely place….
Greggs …..
And it was surprisingly good!! 😋
Done a review of loads a few years back….sickened myself ….but was good fun! 😂
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Last wee day off tmrw…..
Before our mental busy period starts….
😩
Going to go and sort “Santa” out …
No?….💷💷💷
🎅 fat prick man….
The fort is getting fuckin mental already……
Try and get a wee wander …🏔️
And a fry up somewhere!
It’s all go!!!
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It’s mad that this is his first tweet …
On Remembrance Sunday…..
What a fat prick man….
As Diwali begins, First Minister @JohnSwinney sends his warmest wishes to Hindu, Sikh and Jain communities celebrating across Scotland and around the world.
First time iv ever heard this existed….
And also…..
Why the fuck was it a thing in the first place ?….😂
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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