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good noodle, bad egg

Joined September 2011
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Moved to the Philly metro area and 2 new coworkers looked at me mid convo “what is that accent 🧐” I grew up like an hour and a half from here wtf?
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Picking up my minions meal as a treat for getting this sticky shit applied to my everywhere
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Enemies to glovers arc
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My neck is red and my collar’s blue
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greg jennings retweeted
white airheads is ladies
andddddddd what flavor is the white airheads ?? cause it’s really THAT serious 😂
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Keep seeing all these white women with “RN” in their dating profiles like girl I’m sure you’re a lot of things but NOT that
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greg jennings retweeted
Robb Bank$ “Counting” prod Clams Casino (2011)
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Sometimes I have to remember that the kids are probably wearing sheistys bc they’re autistic ❤️ like what exactly do u mean ur in family dollar smelling candles while ducking the opps??
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Started talking to the trans cashier at Family Dollar about the origin of the color purple and she invited me to join her DND campaign ???
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greg jennings retweeted
"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry. – at Seattle, WA
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I’m at the Tractor Supply buying whole fits of Future Farmers of America apparel cuz I’m a breeder
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🎶 carry on my gay thot son 🎶
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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When my boss pisses me off I just update my indeed profile ever so slightly so I pop up on his feed. Oooh! That looks like a great hire! Oh
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Charlie got Kirk and Charlie got ass 🎶
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“Lick it before u stick it” idk what about 5-10 minutes of contemplation, sniffing and savoring, expressing gratitude, releasing that which no longer serves your higher selves
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If the Spotify DJ was real I’d bend him over my knee and spank him for putting J*** H***** on my playlist. Disturbing my peace while I’m at the woman owned laundromat
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Just seen a man charging his Tesla wearing shorts in 10 degree weather brother you’re worried about the wrong climate rn
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