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🇮🇹 I share opinions that no one asked for and I often talk nonsense 🌈

Italy
Joined May 2014
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i’m sorry to announce that due to phil finishing the cereal and leaving the empty box in the cupboard we will be breaking up
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IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs
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SATURDAY! @ladygaga takes on double duty!!!
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heart eyes howell this heart eyes howell that THIS DIVA IS 1000X MORE DEVASTATING
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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URGENTE PER FAVORE FATE GIRARE!! CERCO STANZA DOPPIA A ROMA dal PRIMO OTTOBRE zona ostiense/marconi/san paolo/piramide BUDGET: 800 euro (400 a testa) siamo due ragazze educatissime e pulite!! (in alternativa un monolocale budget 1000 in tot)
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#BLACKPINK 'Pink Venom' Title Poster Pre-Release Single ‘Pink Venom’ ✅2022.08.19 12AM (EST) & 1PM (KST) #BLACKPINK #블랙핑크 #JISOO #지수 #JENNIE #제니 #ROSÉ #로제 #LISA #리사 #PreReleaseSingle #PinkVenom #TitlePoster #20220819_12amEST #20220819_1pmKST #Release #YG
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Why do I keep letting Dan get my birthday cake
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hello internet i’m dan i am now thirty years old and i’m a goddamn mess but @YouTube said ‘Dan we want to give you an hour long show to celebrate pride!’ .. celebrate? in 2021? pride? me? okay you asked for it Gay and Not Proud youtube.com/watch?v=ifJYb2An… #Pride2021
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNYBOY! Here’s some of the most flattering pics from my camera roll this year 🎉@danielhowell #happybirthdaydan
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cishet teenage boys will really come online, write “my pronouns are nor/mal 🤣” and think they have broken new ground in comedy
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The actual highlight of 2021.
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La Rai smentisce la censura. Ecco la telefonata intercorsa ieri sera dove la vice direttrice di Rai 3 Ilaria capitani insieme ai suoi collaboratori mi esortano ad “adeguarmi ad un SISTEMA” dicendo che sul palco non posso fare nomi e cognomi
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No human needs to know what thousands of people think of them - good or bad. Twitter is now a pretty absurd platform for anyone with a public job.. The lure of connection/ validation is overriding the reality of reading daily abuse. People only accept it cause it’s addictive.
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my new book is only two months away and i can now reveal the final covers! ..i guess i will then be voluntarily revealing myself on the inside when you read it (you can pre-order a copy today right here: thisnightbook.com thank you 🖤) #ThisNight
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as a child i thought chores were a boring punishment but as an anxiety riddled adult they are a welcome mindful distraction from the torment of moment to moment existence
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