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IfThenAnderson

@IfThenAnderson

Brevity is not my forte.

 Washington, DC
Joined January 2017
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This is a fabulous thread 😍
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Happy #NationalPuppyDay ! Here’s a few of my favorite Scotchmallow pics from when she was <3 months.
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And how is your day going?
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I feel you, tiger.
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sydni | what in the ADHD? (@WhatTheADHD) profile picturesydni | what in the ADHD?@WhatTheADHD31 Jan 2023
What is it like having ADHD and also trying to be an adult with responsibilities? GIFs only.
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Profile pic vs pic your friend tags you in:
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♥️🤍💛🖤🦀
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It took her 2 minutes to put the lie to their “industrial strength” claim.
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If you format colors in your coding, check out this site. You use the sliders to pinpoint the shade you want and it gives you the name/code to use in your script. I've only tested it in Google's Apps Script, tho. color-hex.com/color-wheel/ via @ColorHex
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Inattentive Milkshake 🧡😙👌
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Pftsnerklol
David Eldersveld (@dataveld) profile pictureDavid Eldersveld@dataveld8 Jun 2022
So you take the data from the business and give it back to the business? Data Engineer: That’s right… So then I have to ask, why couldn’t the business just report off its own data? Data Engineer: Well, I’ll tell you why. Business users can’t be trusted with business data.
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Had a few in-office days around town this week. I love DC. If only they’d let me bring my dog to work I’d go in a lot more often.
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Umm…
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When you grew up in MD but still have emotional ties to your family/ancestors from out west. 🧡🧡🧡
Jenn Marker (@minimarker3) profile pictureJenn Marker@minimarker319 Aug 2022
Replying to @erikaishii
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Pftsnerklol
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I can carry my leash by myself, thank you. #DogsofTwittter
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This is a pretty on-brand cross section of my Twitter follows, actually.
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What’s in the bag, Wanda?!
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