🥀 I don’t chase, I attract.

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Joined January 2023
Sometimes the feminine urge is to delete every dating app, buy something pretty, wash your hair and start a completely new life on Monday. 😢❤️
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Afrobeat is becoming 70% Boring and 100% hype, everyone sound Alike now
The Last three Musketeers of AFROBEAT.
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Did she just squir…………….t??? 😅
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The coworker who keeps emergency snacks, pain relievers, and spare chargers in their drawer is basically the workplace convenience store.
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forget all of them and focus on your own growth. they don’t matter, they never did. get back to work now.
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If your life had a customer care department, what complaint would you submit first?
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You're a tribalistic MF,
Igbos have been in the news repeatedly over the production of fake drinks and drugs, it is alarming, but let's not act like this is perculiar to one region or ethinicity; Fake products aren't produced in the South-East alone, many times people from the South-West region have been arrested too. And while the focus might be on consumables like drinks and drugs, let's talk about the skincare products that are heavily manufacted in Lagos and transported across the state. Or those mixed food items sold in the Northern region (containing food dyes). NAFDAC DG who has proven to be incompetent, is not from the South-East. She's from the Yoruba ethinicity, so what has the agency done to stop this? A few months people in Edo State reportedly cried out over the production and sale of fake red oils, this is another region entirely, Deltans has also cried out over adulterated products. That aside, we also need to hold those who intentionally sell fake products to consumers (at original price) knowing full well the dangers. At the clubs, supermarkets, local markets, etc. I think the penalty for the production and sale of fake products should be deαlth. And everyone should hold their region accountable.
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😂😂😂
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Describe a fool >>> I nor wan see my picture abeg😭🙏
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If I'm paying all the bills as the provider, I'm not washing any plate. That's what I have a wife for.
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when i go to the haunted house, but instead of ghosts, i see my 13 year-old self sobbing and shaking on the bathroom floor at 2 am, while digging her nails into her palm.
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J'ai reçu un mail de mon collègue hier.
Je pensais que le plus dur serait de répondre poliment. Je me trompais.
Le vrai problème, c'est qu'il a mis 43 personnes en copie, dont le PDG.
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poor girls have ruined the dating pool lately a girl will genuinely like you and you’ll start having doubts if it’s real or she’s just trying to nurse you for billing
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what's something about the way you love that you think a person would only understand after being with you for a while?
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I’m actually chill as long as nothing irritates me in any form.
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Thank goodness I got busy. Now I just match energy and put the rest of the time to something better
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Il a littéralement enlevé la cloche de la table 💀
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Two years ago, I rented a private office in a co-working space on a month-to-month basis, no long-term lease required. I used it to run my small design business, kept it minimal, a desk, a filing cabinet, a few framed prints I'd made myself. Eight months in, the space changed ownership. The new manager started "misplacing" my payment confirmations, insisting I owed late fees for months I'd already paid in full, and when I showed him bank statements proving otherwise, he dismissed it entirely. I emailed him demanding the charges be reversed. He wrote back: "Our facility is not liable for billing disputes raised after the current invoice cycle closes. Once a new cycle begins, prior charges are considered final, per section four of your membership agreement."…..
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paying to park at a hotel i’m already paying to stay at is crazy. what’s next, a cover charge to enter my own room?
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My ex playing at my wedding party because his life depends on it ..
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Let’s end this debate Ice spice or Megan the stallion?
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