Caped Crusader

Who the hell saw a long legged spider and went "oh hey there daddy~ daddy long legs~" and why did we all go along with it?

Sometimes I think people worry about fashion too much, then I remember how important the cape was to my social life

I have a confession.... My last tweet was mewtwo from the first Pokemon movie not MLK Jr.

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are"-MLK Jr

Going off the grid in a cabin for a few days really helps you slow down and appreciate how great the internet is

How can people on their deathbed confess ALL their sins? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast

I've never felt more American.