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Metal Danhausen🐝

@ImMetalDan

Matt (he/him)•27•Use code HIVE•#Dodgers #Saints #SeaKraken #LAQueens #SeattleTorrent

 Barstow, CA
Joined April 2013
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The performance of this one has always made it my favorite
meg𓆩 ^.ˬˬ.^ 𓆪 (@cherishosaki) profile picturemeg𓆩 ^.ˬˬ.^ 𓆪@cherishosakiNov 4
what’s everyone’s fav south park song i’m curious
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Roony@RoonystersNov 5
Just added experienced geologist to my cv after hitting rock bottom again
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Trying to take a shit in this rest area and this mf walks into the stall and just STARES AT ME
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mayo@ButtTonguerNov 5
Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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@oc3ansluut15h
“Trust your gut” my gut telling me to go on a bender bro idk about this
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recluse ultra@IAMMANBEASTNov 5
Sorry I’m late I spent 30 minutes trying to goad a security guard to shoot me in the head
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FUCK KAREN BASS LMAO
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Biggest chud out of that entire genre of guntuber. And that's saying alot
GOP Ls (@GOP__Ls) profile pictureGOP Ls
@GOP__LsNov 4
🚨 BREAKING: Republican Brandon Herrera, who called children “cum trophies," has officially lost his Trump +15 district.
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LMFAOOOO
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 4
🚨 YouTuber EDP445 arrested and charged with sex crimes, tried to meet 13-year-old girl for sex. Details: tmz.me/48xCvXH
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Republicans couldn't even win the NFC South
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In Texas right after it turns blue and the air smells sweeter
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guac 🍉@notguacoNov 4
casey at the bat (@thebenchesclear) profile picturecasey at the bat@thebenchesclearNov 4
LEFTIES OF BASEBALL TWITTER HOW ARE WE FEELING
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I wish California was as communist as random dipshits in red states think it is Goddamn liberal hell with these voters
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WE'RE GONNA MAKE MAR-A-LAGO TRANS
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@ConnorEatsPantsNov 4
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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At least the British dude didn't win in California
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THANK YOU
New Orleans Saints (@Saints) profile pictureNew Orleans Saints
@SaintsNov 3
The #Saints have terminated the contract of K Daniel Carlson and have claimed RB Audric Estime off waivers from Cleveland.
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‼️ WE NEED EACH OTHER NOW ‼️ the US midterm election is here. after you vote (if you do), please DON'T let that be ALL you do. people across our world don't have basic necessities for their families. global community = real freedom. ➡️ sunflowersgrow.carrd.co ⬅️ #Midterms2026
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Breathing crackly Someone put me down pls
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Witch@witchwoundsNov 2
blowing my shit rough off. just an absolutely shit angle; chunks everywhere, stained ceiling, shredded half just hanging off to the side
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