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SellMeYour2004HondaCrv

@ImProToast
 Granite Falls, WA
Joined January 2016
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Herb Lawrence@Ecnerwal234 Dec 2023
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@PhillyInquirer3 Dec 2023
"Jalen Hurts is admired and beloved here, but Brock Purdy would be a god in Philadelphia. A god," writes @mikesielski. trib.al/i9LDCHk
The Eagles thrive as underdogs. Brock Purdy is the ultimate underdog. Something’s gotta give.

The Eagles thrive as underdogs. Brock Purdy is the ultimate underdog. Something’s gotta give.

The ultimate underdog goes against the town and team that live for that label. An Eagles loss would be as thick as irony gets.

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Devan Costa
@DevanCosta24 Sep 2023
Lower gas prices you old retard
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@POTUS46Archive24 Sep 2023
Concert tickets are hard enough to get, you shouldn’t have to pay surprise service fees on top of that. My Administration is working to crack down on those junk fees, so you know what you are paying for up front.
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mark normand
@marknorm31 Jul 2021
Promoting mental health on Twitter is like celebrating sobriety with a 4Loco
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billiam@BillRatchet23 May 2021
i wish there was a respectful way to tell a girl her titties go craaazy
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Portgas D. Ace@ZeeTheBrat_23 May 2021
Y’all please look at what I saw on Facebook 😭
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@killmefam22 May 2021
Whispering sweet nothings into the homies ear
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Rachel Slurs@rachelsuckz10 Apr 2021
The perfect handshake is always inexplicably moist
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SellMeYour2004HondaCrv@ImProToast15 Jan 2021
Every poop is a no wipe if you don’t check. #savetheplanet #NewYearsResolution #savethebees
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Rachel Slurs@rachelsuckz5 Apr 2021
As president i would put an end to the ass vs boobs argument once and for all
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Ashley Morgan@ashmmorgann4 Apr 2021
still one of the greatest Vines to ever exist
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Austin@adoptedhighway4 Apr 2021
i love it when gas prices go up. that means the gas got better
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@stavvybaby4 Apr 2021
Enjoy this bullshit holiday u catholic nerds. Real Easter is in a couple weeks, to commemorate Greek Jesus faking his own death for 3 days to get the health dept off his back after Judas reported his diner for unsanitary working conditions and sexual harassment
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hdrk@thehdrk3 Apr 2021
A breakfast restaurant but they only serve hash browns
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Rachel Slurs@rachelsuckz4 Apr 2021
Are u rlly dating if u dont sniff each others assholes
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Rachel Slurs@rachelsuckz3 Apr 2021
Men rlly got all that sperm and are just keeping it to themselves
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Rachel Slurs@rachelsuckz4 Apr 2021
Getting a footjob from a girl wearing the psych ward grippy socks
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boss@boss_on_here2 Apr 2021
one of the best things you can do for your mental health is to just admit that missionary rocks. It's like top 3
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-@internetkendra2 Apr 2021
BONER BOY
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