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Study tip: laminate your notes so your tears roll right off.

u know what i like about people? their dogs.

how my semester's going vine.co/v/eVJq11HiJux

They are so cute😩💖😍😂 teapaw.org/Kythatsall/status/6599…

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them i do

u miss 100% of the naps you don't take

i really hate it when people use zodiac signs to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a pisces Joey ur being a dick

maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

"Why didn't you do any work over the Christmas holiday?"

I'm dying

I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.

College is good because you can skip a class whenever you want. College is bad because you can skip a class whenever you want.

A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them "WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE"

mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil"

"truth or dare" "Dare" "Order us pizza"

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

I'm so weak