Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck

A lot of rubbish on that Sunderland pitch. A lot of litter too.

Three points on the road, a clean sheet, an actual half time team talk that made things better, and Ollie Thomas firmly in the mud. A very good day #NUFC

SEAN STEUR KLAXON #NUFC

Jaissle must have just put his bollocks on the table during his half time team talk as this second half upturn is sensational #NUFC

I did have a feeling at half time we would go on to win this #NUFC

This account is now solely in support of the cause to free Sean Steur #NUFC

If this is what we serve up against the likes of Coventry and Palace I fear some absolute batterings after the international break #NUFC

We can't create chances, we can't defend, we are so easy to play against, and we are absolutely dogshit to watch. I have no idea what we are trying to do with this system but it needs ripping up before it's too late. We're hopeless #NUFC

It's the exact same performance every week with the same glaring issues. We are the easiest team to play against in the league #NUFC

The beautiful game

Your Defender's terrified

Are we supposed to believe Sam Fender had no idea what the ticket prices would be for his own tour?

You would have thought someone would have pulled Gary Neville up on calling Kudus "Kudos" in the three years he has played in England.

I don't think you need your coaching badges to wonder why on earth Chelsea haven't brought on Welbeck yet.

I don't think I will ever get over us letting this shite lot put FOUR goals past us #NUFC

It's actually quite mental how poor our squad is given the money that has been spent on it. We went from never missing in our recruitment to two absolutely dreadful summer windows which have set us back years #NUFC