Jensen Huang went from 1 affair to 3 in 96 hours.
At this current rate of growth, he’ll run through all 4 billion women on earth by next week.
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Justin retweeted
If Jensen Huang ever resigns as CEO of NVIDIA, I will seriously consider dumping my entire $NVDA position.
I genuinely believe Jensen is one of the most irreplaceable CEOs in the world, and I don't think people fully appreciate just how much of NVIDIA's success comes down to his leadership.
We're talking about someone who saw the AI revolution coming long before almost anyone else and spent decades positioning NVIDIA to become the company powering it.
His vision, relationships with hyperscalers, understanding of the semiconductor industry, and ability to execute are incredibly difficult to replicate.
I genuinely believe the AI revolution would look completely different without Jensen Huang. And while NVIDIA would obviously continue operating without him, I would have a very hard time maintaining the same level of conviction in the company.
For me, investing in NVIDIA has always been just as much about betting on Jensen Huang as it has been about betting on AI.
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Biggest problem with development teams is that we're all hacky fuckers who figure out how to reach peak "well it works on my machine" so when you follow docs to get the local environment working it doesn't include the 13 different hacks, workarounds, and BS they did...
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No I definitely did NOT just spend 3½ hours troubleshooting why our local red is setup wasn't working, only to find that some genius decides to have a setup script point redis.business.local to THEIR OWN HOMELABS INTERNAL IP ADDRESS via the hosts file...
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Justin retweeted
The fastest way to lower housing prices in America would be to add a comment section to Zillow.
“Oh, you bought this house in 2021 for $287K at 2.5% interest, did ZERO renovations, and now you want $450K because you painted the kitchen cabinets gray?”
Let the internet bully the housing market back into reality.
Justin retweeted
Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds
tfw it's 2.5 Hrs past when you where supposed to be offline but your on call and have a p0 incident...
"My Claude said [blank]" has been a recurring theme 😅🫠💀
So happy to be increasing shareholder value on this fine evening!
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One of the most autistic (compliment) and knowledgeable people I've ever found on Twitter. Anyone shitting on Taelin for their deck is an idiot.
Keep at it, investors will wish they got in if you can accomplish what you guys are aiming for.
guys I get it, my deck is bad, I'm retarded and a terrible person
I don't have anything to say in my defence
I'll take a break from social media, think about all of this and be back only if I have something worthy of your time
sorry :(
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These people are either very very dumb and uninformed or foreign actors. You cannot convince me otherwise.
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