Certified Ball Knower
Joined July 2023
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If I were a D3 college coach I’m recruiting this guy strictly off vibes. Low Rider 🎵 as the background song and throwing a pen between cars in his front yard
Imagine still getting to see your naked ex in a locker room shower daily
Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd announce they have broken up
“She was not drafted because she was my girlfriend.”
(via @fuddaroundpod)
Just saw a literal grown man dress up as a Buc-ee’s beaver for Halloween while eating Buc-ee’s beaver nuggets #NUKE
Oh no Dak
“We say the division's right in front of us. It is as long as we win.”
#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott with 3 TD passes in a necessary win over the #Eagles: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5029…
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5029…
TUA COMES IN FOR MICHAEL PENIX JR. AND GETS PICKED OFF IN OT TO END THE GAME 😳
RAVENS WIN.
(via @NFL)
Roommate just told me to lift the toilet seat up when I was about to take a piss. Literally our first conversation since I’ve been back from a trip
Every chick in America going to Anthropologie, Lulu Lemon, Sephora, Alo, and Victoria’s Secret 10 times a year