For longer than I care to admit, I didn't know Shirley & Company, in "Shame, Shame, Shame," was saying, "shame on you If you can't dance too." I thought the last part was "if you can't last through." Either way, shame on you.
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I need a weirdo (weirdo)
I'm holding out for a weirdo 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life
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Improper Traci retweeted
🌐 #ThisDay in 1889, the World’s Fair held in Paris came to a close. It was one of the most spectacular of its time, unveiling groundbreaking innovations to the public! As the queen of the event, I welcomed 1,953,122 visitors in just 6 months! 👇
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Improper Traci retweeted
📸 Thomas Nebbia.
Couple près d'une colonne Morris devant l'Arc de Triomphe
1960. Paris 8e
How does one cross their buns? I've heard of crossing your legs, arms, even eyes. But buns? No one ever explained that one.
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I submitted my acting resume tonight, to audition for my local improv troupe on 11/14. Please wish me luck!
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I call cannabis "apéritif," because it's French for an appetite starter. The only difference is that it usually refers to an alcoholic beverage.
Don't say that I didn't warn you.
If you don't like what I hand out for #Halloween, don't trick-or-treat at my house.
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I finally had someone pick me on the dating app I use. However, I'm not interested. His reply is disturbing. I said that I want someone to play with my hair. You can see his answer. First of all, eww. Secondly, that's not playing, more like plotting.
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