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Even my entourage has an entourage.

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Joined September 2015
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Come for the laughs, stay for the gaffes.
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You can't spell pushover without shove.
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Improper Traci retweeted
František Hudeček — Lamps in the Fog, 1946
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For longer than I care to admit, I didn't know Shirley & Company, in "Shame, Shame, Shame," was saying, "shame on you If you can't dance too." I thought the last part was "if you can't last through." Either way, shame on you. youtu.be/U0mjlDDk3tE?si=ymxo…
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I need a weirdo (weirdo) I'm holding out for a weirdo 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life
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Improper Traci retweeted
🌐 #ThisDay in 1889, the World’s Fair held in Paris came to a close. It was one of the most spectacular of its time, unveiling groundbreaking innovations to the public! As the queen of the event, I welcomed 1,953,122 visitors in just 6 months! 👇 toureiffel.paris/en/news/130…
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📸 Thomas Nebbia. Couple près d'une colonne Morris devant l'Arc de Triomphe 1960. Paris 8e
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How does one cross their buns? I've heard of crossing your legs, arms, even eyes. But buns? No one ever explained that one.
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I feel special today because the optometrist highly complimented the color of my eyes.
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I submitted my acting resume tonight, to audition for my local improv troupe on 11/14. Please wish me luck!
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I call cannabis "apéritif," because it's French for an appetite starter. The only difference is that it usually refers to an alcoholic beverage.
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Don't say that I didn't warn you.
If you don't like what I hand out for #Halloween, don't trick-or-treat at my house.
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I finally had someone pick me on the dating app I use. However, I'm not interested. His reply is disturbing. I said that I want someone to play with my hair. You can see his answer. First of all, eww. Secondly, that's not playing, more like plotting.
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If you don't like what I'm handing out for Halloween, don't trick-or-treat at my house.