
🧢 Your favorite unqualified handicapper 💸 Posting my bets. Blaming variance. 🎲 Chaos, confidence & questionable slips #InChapWeTrust
Georgia, USA
Joined October 2025
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I tailed and already two legs down! #worldcup #inchapwetrust
Let’s get weird. 🌎⚽️
The type of slip that makes you question your sanity…
Then makes you believe you’re a genius.
Favorites?
Sure.
Goal scorers?
Absolutely.
A questionable amount of confidence?
You already know.
$100 -> $727.
No guarantees. Just vibes.
#InChapWeTrust🫡
Let’s get weird. 🌎⚽️
The type of slip that makes you question your sanity…
Then makes you believe you’re a genius.
Favorites?
Sure.
Goal scorers?
Absolutely.
A questionable amount of confidence?
You already know.
$100 -> $727.
No guarantees. Just vibes.
#InChapWeTrust🫡
Chap’s been cooking during this World Cup. First receipts are in. 👀
$100 ➡️ $2,000
$500 ➡️ $3,500
Messi. Mbappé. Haaland. Big names. Big moments.
We’re not here to take part - we’re here to cash the overs!
#InChapWeTrust 👑
Rumors of my downfall have been greatly exaggerated.
I’ve just been busy making questionable financial decisions.
The slips are back.
The chaos is back.
Chap is back. 🧢
#InChapWeTrust
🚨 $10 → $1000 Ladder Challenge 🚨
Step 1 🪜
Vlad Guerrero Jr. o1.5 HRR
Jakob Marsee o1.5 HRR
$10 → $24
Vlad’s 5-14 off Severino with a bomb.
Marsee hitting .324 vs LHP.
Chap is back. Vibes are up.
Let’s build 📈
POTD 🚨 (1-1)
Carlos Correa o1.5 HRR (-128)
Correa vs Kikuchi:
14-for-28 (.500)…
1.176 OPS in the matchup 😳
And he STILL hits LHP:
.272 / .350 / .440 last year
We ride 🎢💰
Tarik ended with 6 K’s… fell just short 🤏
We don’t dwell — we reload.
Going back in tonight on the 2-game slate.
#InChapWeTrust
They really tried to label Aaron Judge as Captain America during the WBC 😭
Brother just dropped a 0-5 with 4 Ks… that’s not Captain America, that’s Hawkeye running out of arrows by the 3rd inning 💀
#InChapWeTrust
POTD 🎯 (1-0)
Nico Hoerner o1.5 Hits + Runs + RBI (-134)
Elite contact + volume bat in a smash spot vs Cavalli (6.17 road ERA, .381 AVG allowed to RHH). Multiple paths to cash.
Let’s stay hot 💰📈
Opening Day 🎯
$10 -> $1000 Ladder
Day 1:
• Bryan Reynolds o0.5 TB
• Tarik Skubal o6.5 Ks
$10 -> $24
Keep it simple.
Let the ace rack Ks.
Let Reynolds continue to eat off Peralta.
Let’s climb 📈
BANG! 💥
Never a doubt!
#InChapWeTrust
🎯 SINGLE PLAY OTD
Ben Rice – O1.5 Hits + Runs + RBIs (-104)
Limited career stats vs. Logan Webb but is 1-3 against him.
Hitting in the middle of the order tonight at a park friendly to LHH’s.
Let’s start 1-0.
BASEBALL IS BACK ⚾🔥
Standalone slate.
National spotlight.
Everyone watching the same game.
This is where edges are CREATED.
We’re not chasing bombs…
We’re stacking volume, smart lines, and letting the board work for us.
MLB Ladder starts TONIGHT. 🪜
Let’s build something.
Rozier’s name in the news and suddenly Ja wants to join the storyline 💀 Ladder #2 incoming.
Breaking: Ja Morant has been suspended for one game for conduct detrimental to the team.
The suspension comes as a result of Grizzlies coach Tuomas Iisalo challenging Morant's leadership and effort in a postgame exchange after Friday's loss to the Lakers — to which Morant responded in a tone deemed inappropriate, sources told @ShamsCharania.
Ja must’ve been on the Rozier plan last night — only thing shaved was our bankroll 💀
Breaking: Ja Morant has been suspended for one game for conduct detrimental to the team.
The suspension comes as a result of Grizzlies coach Tuomas Iisalo challenging Morant's leadership and effort in a postgame exchange after Friday's loss to the Lakers — to which Morant responded in a tone deemed inappropriate, sources told @ShamsCharania.
Ja lets us down on Day 1. ❌
That’s gambling, not gospel. 🙏
The Church of Chap opens again today — new ladder, same faith. 🪜💵
Yamamoto O4.5 K’s ✅
Yoshi gets it done. On to the next 🫡
#InChapWeTrust
Daily ladder bets.
Ridiculous confidence.
Questionable life choices.
Welcome to the church of Chap. 🪜
#InChapWeTrust
Embiid ✅
Minute restriction or not, never a doubt.
#InChapWeTrust
Daily ladder bets.
Ridiculous confidence.
Questionable life choices.
Welcome to the church of Chap. 🪜
#InChapWeTrust
Daily ladder bets.
Ridiculous confidence.
Questionable life choices.
Welcome to the church of Chap. 🪜
#InChapWeTrust














