ALICE

She allows the pain to consume her.... but only for moments in time because her smile is what keeps her alive

Don’t forget to be too much today

Imposter syndrome is real

Hey THAT was a good tweet, where’s my trophy?

I’m ’I sprained my finger popping a zit’ years old. Fragility sucks….

I miss the days when adult conversations weren’t referred to as ‘drama’

Hey ya’ll likers with no retweets… I bet she fakes it

WOMEN FART TOO Get over it

Less politics More comedy

You’re giving the silent treatment like you don’t know I muted you.

You had me at Oh wait…no you didn’t

Can someone please turn Twitter back on ?

Dating taught me the good, bad, and ugly have one thing in common …. they’re all assholes

T here W e A re T hen

<——- Psycho magnet

You cannot be that ugly AND be an asshole….pick one.

I miss Favstar

My telepathy subscription expired so you’ll need to communicate those expectations sweetheart.

Leave for a couple years and this place went to hell in a hand basket

Shush darling ….no one cares