Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. (she/her)
Dallas, TX
Joined May 2008
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I went out to sun in the hammock because the dogs needed to go out and I needed some fresh air because of Depression™ and...lying in the hammock actually helped with my severe leg and overall joint pain
how does one apply for a medically necessary cabana
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JUST SAW A DOG ON THE HIGHWAY WITH THEIR BODY IN THE BACKSEAT AND THEIR PAWS ON THE FRONT SEAT AND THEIR HEAD OUT OF THE SUN ROOF, HAPPILY GRINNING, AND I'VE NEVER ASPIRED TO ANYTHING MORE
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When they say “we are in an oversell situation and we’re offering $200 for passengers with flexible travel plans” I am absolutely the person who stands up and says “legally they have to give you 400% your ticket price. Don’t take less than $1300!! Everyone HOLD”
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My neighborhood Reddit sometimes has posts from people who have social anxiety and want to try some new place so they ask for step-by-step instructions for how to interact with the space, and commenters show up in droves to help them create a plan to go get a tea or croissant.
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Wife’s turn with son for bedtime, I had our daughter. He needed some extra attention so she improvised a song about everything she loves about him. He’s 4, and said “mom I’m about to cry for no reason.” He knows what sad or hurt crying is, but he had no reference for being moved.
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bees, england, ca. 1200
ALT a medieval drawing of three beehives, each with a straight line of bees arcing down toward its entrance. Each bee resembles a hand grenade with wings
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Welp. I've figured out why our dog, Luna, cries to go outside at 1AM. Every night. Because at 1AM. Every night. Our sprinkler system goes off, sending dozens of toads hopping through the dark, wet grass, and Luna wants to chase the toads. At 1AM. Every night.
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The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.
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ME: look the winter is eternal but this is a NORMAL d&d village, they just make mead and stuff
PLAYER: for mead they need bees
ME: yes they keep bees
PLAYER: ok but if it's eternal winter what do the bees make honey from
ME:
ME: 😠
and that's how you get carnivorous meat bees
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Ok, so I can actually explain why this happens... ready?
ALT Sometimes my brain only understands the words someone tells me AFTER I say “what?” and they start to repeat them. Suddenly, I know exactly what they said the first time, and now my brain is actually annoyed to have to hear them say it again. 💀
