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um please tell me theorist subs aren't AI-generated? because this is a very clear sign of an AI-generated sub
Ash: So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer!
Ash: [reciting from the card] Roses are red. Violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning. And maybe a check-up too.
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Skip: Those tree ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Matthew: That 90s McDonald's crab is to celebrate The Lord.
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[Knocking at the door]
Matthew: Who is it?
Ash: It's us, we just wanna talk.
Matthew: How many of you are there?
Sam: Two.
Matthew: Then talk to each other.
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Matthew, to Jason & Chris: I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time.
Matthew: I don’t go by height or hair colour, l go by the amount of terrible ideas.
Matthew: Which makes you both identical.
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Matthew: I know we have this unspoken rivalry-
Jason: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Ash: So when that girl on TikTok digs a tunnel, she goes viral.
Ash: But I dig one moat around my house and everyone’s all “you’re being unreasonable” and “where did you get the alligators?”
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Stephanie: So what do you want for your birthday?
Matthew: A bird.
Stephanie: But we can't-
Matthew, glaring at Jason: I said I want a bird.
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Matthew: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Jason: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
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Jason: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Matthew: Since when do you ask for permission?
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Matthew, practicing in a mirror: W-Will you be my Valenti-
Stephanie, outside their room: We are married, how the heck is he still nervous?
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Jason: I'm a god.
Matthew: You yelled "Shut up" at a thunderstorm and it just happened to calm down. It was a coincidence. You have no power.
Chris: Shut up. He's a god.
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Matthew: Is this... mistletoe?
Stephanie: You're literally holding a piece of spinach over our heads.
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Amy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Chris: It’s not a joke, [sniffles] I’m a legit snack.
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Stephanie: We have some good news and some bad news.
Matthew: It’s my birthday. Please give me the good news first.
Stephanie: The ants on the sidewalk loved your cake!
Matthew: Wh-
Stephanie: After Chris DROPPED it.
Chris: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
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Team Theorist: [Discussing plans for Matthew's surprise birthday party]
Matthew, opening the front door: I'm home!
Stephanie: Quick, start a normal conversation!
Jason: ...
Chris: Uhhh so then Superman grabbed the cereal box-
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Kid dressed as a dog: Trick or treat!
Matthew: ...
Stephanie: Give him some chocolate?
Matthew: I don't wanna kill him, Steph.
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