Consider, if you will: Nuclear bomb wife. That's right. Consider having a wife who is a nuclear bomb. How this maek u feel?

I will put superfluous "like"'s in my online writing because that word is, whether I like it or not, a part of my vocabulary and it's dishonest to omit it sometimes.

I've unironically considered doing this at several restaurants but I think disinfecting all of my saliva from every inch of the plate is prolly more cumbersome than simply scrubbing off a streak of sauce or two, which I clean up using my bread anyway

Fuuuuckkk these were so HR coded

Same thing as wifeguys dismissing incels by posturing as the "winners" "doing things", "offering a solution"... you can enjoy this artificial dichotomy online but it doesn't actually mean anything. Escaping Learned Helplessness doesn't necessitate the blind attitude you prescribe

There are few greater betrayals of one's agedness than callously waving away the concerns of young people and their dissatisfaction for the world they are inheriting as mere foolishness. I'm frankly offended that you would brand yourself as the Closest Ally of Da Yoof

Reimu: Ah gee I wonder who caused the incident this time The stage 1 and 2 bosses:

>he made up with the foid who caused drama and is deescalating the situation instead of escalating it into a sexual nuclear holocaust

I love rubbing alcohol. I love mouthwash that stings. When a cleansing agent causes me pain, I feel a strange comforting reassurance that the pain is its seal of authenticity and proof of a job completed.