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I was once travelling through Germany in my early twenties and happened to speak to an Indian living in Canada and he asked me why I was travelling. I said some variation of how as a European I was naturally curious about the rest of my continent and how I loved the idea of travelling all over it ever since I heard of the old rite of passage for Europe’s young called the “Grand Tour” where those who could afford it would leave for a great trip around the civilised West at the time, becoming cultured, adventuring everywhere, learning their cousins’ languages and educating themselves on various aspects of exotic concepts in order to better their own home country when they returned. I remember mentioning some paraphrase of how it felt like a natural obligation to do this as a European. That to remain ignorant about my own people and lands would be a disservice and how I was immensely enjoying getting to experience it all and how much of an honour it was to be able to engage in it all. That I felt lucky even being born here and being able to partake in it all as a native Irishman. Then he said “Yeah I feel exactly the same way as a Canadian”.

“Enjoy your night lads” = “I don’t think you are mate”.

“He’s in the order of the S.M.E.R.S.H! An agent to some, a deviant to others”!

Oh my god this is like finding a new angle of the Zapruder Film!!!

You can’t even secure your weaves.

David Baddiel is the Forrest Gump of sex pests.

That’s Democrat. They count those.

In insurance, it’s called “Jewish Lightning” when they set alight their own property so that they may reap the rewards amidst the chaos.

“Her genes didn’t even try” Yeah no shit, she’s a mudshark.

Me on my way to buy GTA VI despite No Disk=No Buy: