Fame brought the attention, Viciousness made sure they remembered the name. Temptation personified. parody portrayal. no affiliation.
Joined March 2016
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if I’m merely here for dinner, why am I the main course? It’s one appearance, not a national holiday. Please compose yourself and shut up.
You seem awfully familiar with the catering arrangements for someone who supposedly just arrived. Did they give you a tour, or were you already looking into alternative career opportunities?
I was genuinely wishing her well! I understand that adjusting to a new environment can be overwhelming, especially when you’re already carrying around such an enormous sense of self importance.
"Good luck with the room. And with tonight, obviously. I'm sure once you unpack, the whole arrangement will seem much more manageable."
@InfatuationLust is setting the record STRAIGHT with @EmbodiesGlamour! Looks like this conversation isn’t quite OVER!
EVA-Lution. ও @natalieevamarie parody. retweeted
"Good luck with the room. And with tonight, obviously. I'm sure once you unpack, the whole arrangement will seem much more manageable."
@InfatuationLust is setting the record STRAIGHT with @EmbodiesGlamour! Looks like this conversation isn’t quite OVER!
EVA-Lution. ও @natalieevamarie parody. retweeted
OH, WE LOVE A HAPPY ENDING! After all that locker room tension, @SeizeMoreShade, @InfatuationLust, @AbideHerEntice, and @EmbodiesGlamour have FINALLY found some common ground!
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Impressed OR unimpressed?! @InfatuationLust has something to say about @EmbodiesGlamour’s first impression, but @SeizeMoreShade is more concerned about establishing some locker room rules!
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WAIT A MINUTE! Is this LEADERSHIP or a little locker room INTIMIDATION?! @SeizeMoreShade, @AbideHerEntice, and @InfatuationLust have a message for @EmbodiesGlamour, who apparently thought she had her OWN space! 👀
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WELL, WELL, WELL! @EmbodiesGlamour has entered the conversation, and it looks like @SeizeMoreShade, @AbideHerEntice, and @InfatuationLust have some EXPLAINING TO DO! DID THE MEMO GET LOST?! 💋
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NEW ERA. NEW TALENT. NEW OPPORTUNITIES! @SeizeMoreShade, @AbideHerEntice, and @InfatuationLust are optimistic about the future of 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄, but not EVERYTHING is sitting right with them! 😳
I heard #AllPinkFriday is the new tradition? Well, tradition looks a whole lot better with ME involved. I was getting tired of everybody else thinking they were the moment. 🎀
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TONIGHT ON 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄.
⭐️ @LureMeetsCharm’s special announcement!
🎤 @UshersinChecks and @UnionCityMisfit call out @DaringAmongThem and @MonarchOfBelle!
💨 @CupsRaisedHigh is LIVE!
🐉 @crazyismydrug makes her debut against @VirtueUponVogue!
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Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
I love me a consistent man. If I gotta wait 2–3 business days for you, please go find somebody who enjoys pen pals. I’ve had enough of that. I’ve had enough part time communicators to last me a lifetime.
Elon making the headers bigger was actually nobody’s request. Mind you, we had a perfectly good thing going. Every update is just somebody in that office touching shit that didn’t need to be touched.
