A A Ron

Permanent legit check!

Today’s gas pumps are the Spanish Inquisition. I don’t want to answer 6 questions. I just want some fucking gas.

Bringing out an NFT of the Bitcoin logo

Happy Birthday @obj! You have plenty of great things ahead of you. This bump in the road is just that, a bump. It’s in the rearview mirror now. Time for you to soar (again).

Picture framing is a GD ripoff

Google chromecast is a piece of shit.

Before I die, I want/need to see @MikeDawesMusic live in-person. Somehow, I have to make this happen.

The old man in me loves that @Espngreeny pronounces AF as “af” vs “ay-eff”.

Do you see those cruise ship ads, with all the crazy activities, and think “man, that looks like fun. I never do that stuff, but I’d like to. Wait, if know I’d like it, why don’t I ever do it? Oh, I know why — because I don’t fucking want to, that’s why.” Just me?

Do you know the leading cause of traffic in Austin, TX? Hills. If there’s an ascending grade of 3% or more, these mfs can’t handle it.

Remember this: Alabama will play Georgia in the SEC championship, and Alabama will beat Georgia by AT LEAST 17.

You cannot argue grey area issues with someone who sees things black & white. A b & w perspective cannot convince a grey perspective of the simplicity, and a grey perspective cannot convince the b & w that things are nuanced.

I believe people confuse “sharing the same goals” with “believing in and working toward attainment of those goals on a daily basis”.

If you have the Sonic app (food) installed on your phone, retrace your steps and try to figure out where your life went wrong

Why is it called the middle of the inning? There’s no middle. Top: action Middle: commercials Bottom: action Don’t tell@me it’s because they change positions (take the field, get ready to bat).

Rewatched that scramble TD pass from Bo Nix vs LSU. Damn, man, that was massively impressive. To be that evasive and focused at the same time is extremely difficult.

Booked a NYC hotel through hotels.com (included “special insider pricing”), then found the same hotel for same duration on hotel’s site for $500 less. Do your research. Don’t assume.

Can you be arrested for resisting arrest?

Nice

It’s nine six after seven, with eight up next. Only in baseball.