Cute things artist đ Got a Patreon with @Trisarahjtops! A little snail trying to get by in a big world. I always try to alt-text. Venmo: (@)Chad-White-125
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ALT A drawing of Stevie Martin making a âpuffing out her cheeksâ face on marker paper using blue pencil, ink, and markers, with some white ink highlights. Though I was focused mainly on using bold colors and not stressing too much about details it weirdly turned into a a pretty decent portrait. Bright yellows with some orange and red for shadow areas. A friendly pink background with stars. If you donât know who she is she was on Taskmaster season 19 and i can only hope that i am able to generate portraits for the other contestants in the future. Everyone on that show has an amazing face.
ALT UPGRADE TO PLUS TO: Make Nirvana proud as you strum away those worries (and bad hair days)
ALT Thereâs a lot going on in this drawing. Cars are driving. People are screaming in their cars, shooting guns out the windows, pointing, raging. Some cops in ostentatious uniforms beat some guys up next to a pile of other victims. A bald eagle is shot out of the air. A guy is barfing. For some reason, the most calm behavior comes from the bugs who are driving to work in little cars, in an orderly fashion. A bountiful layer of skeletons lies beneath the whole scene along with some more recent bodies and what appears to be a dodo bird. In the background a plane crashes, oil towers with happy-faced facades spurt blood, buildings burn in a raging fire, and some military equipment explodes a bunch of body parts and dead people into frame from somewhere off-canvas as shielded swat teams advance forward. Steel fences cordon off a crowd of faceless, nameless people living beneath the roads. More of this description on bluesky or patreon where the character limit is higher.
ALT Two post-it notes. The first: a drawing of a cat that looks kinda pissed off but harmless. The second: A dragon with horns and wings and scary eyes that is lunging towards you.
ALT An ink drawing on white paper by Chad White. A tired looking skeleton sits cross-legged on the floor watching one of the many screens set up around them, the phone in their hand temporarily ignored. The screens react and contrast with a psychedelic background of hovering diamonds and inverted hearts and some objects that could either be asteroids or chocolate-chip cookies. The screens are held up on an arrangement of various stands and easels, wires spilling around everywhere. Many things are being broadcast: A Happy bear who loves you. A happy yelling face with a hypnotic background. Some sort of happy helicopter show for children. A live bombing campaign. Some sort of aesthetically curious science fiction city skyline. A couple of rat sillouettes smiling broadly and pointing at each other. A happy mountain shining in the sun. Another bombing campaign. Happy skeleton friend pressing against their side of the screen with their face and hands. A couple other bombing campaigns.
ALT Thereâs a lot going on in this drawing. Cars are driving. People are screaming in their cars, shooting guns out the windows, pointing, raging. Some cops in ostentatious uniforms beat some guys up next to a pile of other victims. A bald eagle is shot out of the air. A guy is barfing. For some reason, the most calm behavior comes from the bugs who are driving to work in little cars, in an orderly fashion. A bountiful layer of skeletons lies beneath the whole scene along with some more recent bodies and what appears to be a dodo bird. In the background a plane crashes, oil towers with happy-faced facades spurt blood, buildings burn in a raging fire, and some military equipment explodes a bunch of body parts and dead people into frame from somewhere off-canvas as shielded swat teams advance forward. Steel fences cordon off a crowd of faceless, nameless people living beneath the roads. More of this description on bluesky or patreon where the character limit is higher.
ALT Thereâs a lot going on in this drawing. Cars are driving. People are screaming in their cars, shooting guns out the windows, pointing, raging. Some cops in ostentatious uniforms beat some guys up next to a pile of other victims. A bald eagle is shot out of the air. A guy is barfing. For some reason, the most calm behavior comes from the bugs who are driving to work in little cars, in an orderly fashion. A bountiful layer of skeletons lies beneath the whole scene along with some more recent bodies and what appears to be a dodo bird. In the background a plane crashes, oil towers with happy-faced facades spurt blood, buildings burn in a raging fire, and some military equipment explodes a bunch of body parts and dead people into frame from somewhere off-canvas as shielded swat teams advance forward. Steel fences cordon off a crowd of faceless, nameless people living beneath the roads. More of this description on bluesky or patreon where the character limit is higher.
ALT FIRE ALARM AND 300 CRICKETS DISRUPT BROOKLYN MARRIOTT WHERE APD HOLDS RECRUITING EVENT On Friday 4/26, we left the APD pigs a gift to remember in the Brooklyn Marriott where they were trying to recruit more pigs. How dare you show your face in our city! Multiple state troopers, NYPD, and hotel security could not stop us from sending guests out the door with a fire alarm and releasing 300 crickets into the hotel. We are everywhere. We are the horde of locusts that will destroy you. APD out of NYC! All cops are bastards! No cop city anywhere!
