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Brewer of Beer & Cider, Teller of Tales, Father of Gingers. You shouldn't take me too seriously; I don't. Telegram: Ferrous YouTube: https://teapaw.org/t.co/jOlVDf0shV

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Joined March 2009
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Dear Santa, I have no idea what this is, but I want one.
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Happy Hanukkah!
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So you're telling me the army of reporters who feverishly advanced every conceivable conspiracy theory of Russian election meddling in 2016 - without proof of a single fraudulent vote - see nothing wrong with thousands & thousands of votes popping up from nowhere in AZ, FL, GA?
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Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number
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Alright, who's state is burning this time?
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Isn’t your entire gig that wages are stagnant, people are poor and we’re in an age of unprecedented income inequality?
Nike doesn’t need older Republicans, conservatives, or Trump supporters to buy their products if the company has the eye of younger, nonwhite Americans living in urban areas with cash to spend. bit.ly/2NTwv0s
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Ferrous retweeted
Patron @AwooAndOptimism asked me to rewrite the dialogue in the infamous "What the Fuck's a Cuck?" comic and... let's just say I had to go to a bad place in my heart to make this. Read at your own peril: – at Ann Arbor, MI
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apparently russia has this meme where they @ elon musk in pictures of super stupid bootleggy lifehacky "inventions" captioned "and how do you like this, elon musk?" so as it turns out, no one is better at memes than the russians
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A puffer fish will eat all your nightmares.
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I added the Halo theme song to Pence's speech on the Space Force and it does not disappoint.
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"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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1. I just did an interview about Tommy Robinson with the BBC's @eddiemair. It was embarrassing -- I'm certain they won't air it without heavy editing. It's a case study in why people don't trust the Media Party. ...2
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I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA
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J. Strauss - The Blue Danube Waltz (Chicken Version)
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Fish sticks come from mermaid sex changes.
More Dogbomb’s Secrets for a Happy Life™️ *Try to give more than you take. *Ignore mean people. *Hold the door for folks behind you. *Don’t litter. Indeed, pick up trash when you can. *Play battleship in the bathtub. *Triple stack your Oreos. *Try new things. *Be accountable. – at Costa Mesa, CA
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Doesn't anyone find it just the slightest bit suspicious that all these kids who don't comprehend what humor is are the same people who are overwhelmingly and chronically depressed and angry all the time?
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Free Speech for me, but not for thee. #TrumpBabyBlimp
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