I write strange stories. I drink coffee. I'm addicted to horror movies. I love to swim, walk, hike, run, explore, & laugh. Semi-professional curser.
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I will discuss slasher movies, erotica, or mysteries with just about anyone.
I'm a hobby smut writer happy to share my work with the non-squemish.
If you know who Travis McGee is and appreciate Roy Burns we can probably be friends.
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I’m old enough to remember Republicans completely losing it when they falsely accused Zohran Mamdani and AOC of laughing at the 9/11 memorial.
Where are all their angry tweets today?
Pete Hegseth and his group were loudly reprimanded for laughing while visiting the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier huffpost.com/entry/live-upda…
Another conservative who doesn't know how things work. What a shock.
Laughter, Tears, it’s all part of “life” and even DEATH. The soldier today, “shushing” the SecDef (Hegseth) got a little Carried Away With Himself. I’ve been to that TOMB a million times, People show up in Short Pants and drink Red Bull. Doesn’t mean they’re bad people, it’s just, basically, the World as it is. Pete knows the names, stories, and relatives of those KILLED in war. Do You?
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The sentinel followed standard protocol reminding visitors to maintain silence and respect after laughter from the group, which the Pentagon called correct. Arlington rules require quiet voices at the Tomb though casual visitor attire is common.
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army.mil/article/256739/
politico.com/news/2026/11/1…
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Maga hates our military.
BREAKING: On Veterans Day, a guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery had to SHOUT at a group that included Pete Hegseth and other senior officials after laughter broke out, demanding silence and respect.
This is one of the most sacred places in America, honoring service members who gave their lives and whose identities remain unknown.
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Lauren Boebert? LOST
Katie Miller? PODCAST CANCELED
Russell Brand? PRISON
Pete Hegseth? ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT
New Democrats? AT THE CAPITOL FOR ORIENTATION
What a great fucking start to the week.
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Ron DeSantis trying to distance himself from the trump administration like he wasn't the one who built a concentration camp surrounded by alligators where they feed migrants maggot infested food while desantis and trump's people laugh and sold merch!
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Trump last week: Thinks voters are too stupid to tell two Dan Sullivans apart.
Trump today: Too stupid to tell two Dana Whites apart.
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So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
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January 6 was a day that should live in infamy. I at least will never forget or forgive it.
I declare that most christians are just performatively religious.
He disagrees and suggests that I move because he refuses to abide by the teachings of his bible.
Proof of how performative his faith is lol
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Turning Point USA repeatedly platformed Russell Brand after he was formally charged with rape and sexual assault—hosting him at multiple events, including on college campuses. The same organization now claims roughly 3,500 high school chapters (Club America) in American public schools. Public schools should not host or partner with a group that gives a platform to someone facing those charges. Remove TPUSA/Club America chapters from public high schools.
This thread is a must read.
I just got a Brazilian wax for the first time in my life, and I have ONE question for the women who do this every month: WHY??? GIRLS, I NEED ANSWERS!!! A friend told me she had ditched shaving and that waxing was amazing. She said her skin stayed smooth for weeks and that after a few sessions, I’d barely feel any pain. I believed her. I booked an appointment at a waxing salon near my house and showed up all excited, thinking I’d walk out a whole new woman.
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