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Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty

Dade County
Joined June 2013
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Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
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Marlins Man gimmick in the big 2026
Marlins Man is rizzing up Dua Lipa at a New York Yankees ALDS game There are zero remaining sentences
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The one good thing about being a Gator fan is that one day you die
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NEW: AAA national averages since last week show prices continuing to fall: 🔻 Regular gas: $4.49 → $4.38 🔻 Diesel: $6.48 → $6.36
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Replying to @GabyUrrutia247
Ole piss will bring them down to reality next weekend
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Replying to @GabyUrrutia247
Really? With that defense? Ok…
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Replying to @GabyUrrutia247
Definitely taking the “under dog” on this one
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Replying to @GabyUrrutia247
Ain’t no way that Vegas thinks that Florida has any chance.
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Replying to @GabyUrrutia247
Florida looks like shit. Ole miss by 40+
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If “Aaron Philo” or “Tramell Jones” beats Auburn and Byrum Brown on the road in their first SEC start ever then I will staple my ballsack to the ceiling Shit is not happening yall need to be put down
My Final Florida Schedule Predictions: 🐊 UF vs FAU: 48-3 ✅ UF vs Campbell: 63-0 ✅ UF @ Auburn: 20-17 ✅ UF vs Ole Miss: 38-31 ✅ UF @ Missouri: 28-31 ❌ UF vs SC: 35-24 ✅ UF @ Texas: 27-20 ❌ UF @ UGA: 21-17 ❌ UF vs Oklahoma: 28-21 ✅ UF @ Kentucky: 38-14 ✅ UF vs Vandy: 35-17 ✅ UF @ FSU: 41-21 ✅ Final Record 9-3 Floor: 7-5 Ceiling: 11-1 Could maybe sneak into the playoffs @ 9-3 but probably unlikely, i don’t think any game on our schedule is not winnable and it’s so hard to predict the games. Yeah maybe there’s some biased here but I’m extremely high on this roster & this staff. This defense will be top 5 in the SEC & I trust buster with these weapons & think our offense has a pretty safe floor
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Twas the night before the kirkaversary…
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FSU to the utility company:
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ON TODAY
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First college football Saturday
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JUST IN: Peter Cullen, known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at age 85 - TMZ
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Played 1 game of the new COD beta
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Yo dawg, we heard you like Pat McAfee, so we put McAfee on your GameDay, your weekdays, and your Monday nights so you can watch Pat McAfee while you watch Pat McAfee.
ESPN announced that they are adding Pat McAfee to Monday Night Football as an analyst on its pregame show, “Monday Night Countdown.”
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teapaw.org/karlbfl/status/2089911… People just love to talk shit. So fucking stupid
Lmaooo Florida Cubans:
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