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half my aura is just basic manners
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E get some boutiques you go enter, Dem go use juju hold you. You go búy clothes finish reach house dey regrêt. 😭😂
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Do sex workers get some days off or is a full time job?
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🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Harry Kane is the first Bayern Munich player to win the Ballon d'Or in 45 years. Karl-Heinz Rummenigge was the last Bayern player to win it in 1981, now a member of Bayern's supervisory board.
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🚨🗣️ Thomas Tuchel to Harry Kane: "Congratulations Harry on deserved Ballon d'Or!"
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It's Tuesday 27th of October, May today be better than yesterday for you and me.
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The sky is big enough for every star to shine. Wake up brother,go face the world, today's gonna be good to you.
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One of the best skills you can master in a workplace is making your coworkers think that you're telling them much about your life,but you're actually telling them nothing
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certain endings feel like freedom wearing sadness.
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I'll never give up cos I know someone in heaven is rooting for me 🥺
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Are you on 𝕏 all day like I am?
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What part of adult life surprised you most?
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Harry Kane is the perfect example of work in silence and success will make the noise.
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I know damn well I’d be giggling in the middle of a serious romantic moment😂
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Good morning fellow X addicts🌄
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If them invite wizkid to give award for ballon D’or, he fit enter the place with white singlet.
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It pains me to know that some people have never been loved genuinely 💔
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🏟️💛 Allianz Arena, shining in gold tonight for Harry Kane.
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🏟️✨ Wembley arch also lit up gold for the Ballon d’Or, Harry Kane.
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Thank you so much the boss @Who_is_sossa for subscribing 🫡😃
I cover this stake with the blood of Jesus #BallonDor
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