What got me is that ten million ppl send the police to warn Tovia and them can’t get she charge but if Sam had park she car on top that tent she would be in front the magistrate today

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jam · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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jam@p1anethaobinOct 27

JFEJJFSJJFJSHFJ

pookie ⭐️@bigbiddiessssOct 27

trump leading nicki to the white house:

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Soleil · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:39 PM UTC

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Soleil@soleiljolinaOct 23

I hate when jeans do that weird thing where they give you a dick

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ً · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:48 PM UTC

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@BALUCIAGAOct 22

my contribution to society is i trim every tik tok video i post on other platforms so people don’t hear the DUMBLLRROOP at the end :)

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Mela Knees · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:00 PM UTC

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Mela Knees@katesmonetOct 23

And looking just like each other im crying...

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@korysverseOct 23

the concept of north west and natalie nunn going costume for costume

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cloud 9 · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

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cloud 9@no9fineOct 23

A lot of people don’t actually stand on principle. They stand on whatever benefits them at the moment.

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🖤 · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC

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🖤@deba2dxrOct 24

Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.

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):intrusive thoughts · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:30 AM UTC

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):intrusive thoughts@yappernationOct 24

I just want to kiss and cuddle man

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Sheni Coker · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:12 AM UTC

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Sheni Coker

@sheni_cokerOct 23

Same here. Also, if you only need a favor, skip the fake greeting or ‘checking up’ and go straight to the point. If I can help, I will.

your babyy ❤️🦋@Veryweirdgirl_Oct 22

Idk about you guys, but I'm okay with people texting me only when they need me.

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ً · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:55 PM UTC

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

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virgo. · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:00 PM UTC

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virgo.

@pesomsjOct 24

cuddling with another woman just hits different y’all so soft and warm… my GODDDD. i really love this gay shit 😭.

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Oluwafunlola · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:09 PM UTC

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Oluwafunlola@_funlolaOct 23

In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.

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doc. · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:59 PM UTC

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doc.@__FlowwOct 24

the fuckin box would have me actin up.

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capricorn cunt 🎀 · Oct 23, 2026 · 10:04 AM UTC

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capricorn cunt 🎀

@celesitialOct 23

i love when the bond is so deep it transcends the physical

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Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour. I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other. I said "sorry! I just looked at you" He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep. The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.

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