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That awkward moment when you switch jobs becuse you're looking for greener pastures only to discover, pastures were actually greener on the former job.😭😂🙌
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every Monday is a reminder that I don't have generational wealth and it's honestly very rude.
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Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like
“Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time”
and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like
“Woah… yeah… huh…”
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I've been putting spiders I find around the house into my basement and now I'm scared to go down there because I realized I started Spider City
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And for the lady, perhaps, a soft, calm, relaxing, yet productive week, where everything feels like it’s working in her favor, with no one and nothing to spike her cortisol. ♥️
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My 4yo asked me to name his crane truck, so I called it Frasier but no one laughed. My talents are wasted on these people.
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My favorite life hack is sleeping. I can’t spend money if I’m unconscious. I’m being financially responsible.
Follow me for more budgeting tips.
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i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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And discard the belief that you need a connection to get a better job. It’s a great disservice to yourself and your ability.
Believe!!! Believe!!! Believe!!!
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Someone posted: Saying billionaires create wealth is like saying ticks manufacture blood. No, a-hole. They're just exceptionally good at extracting it.
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One thing I’ve realised that no amount of rest on weekends can prepare me for the emotional damage of Mondays.
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
Replying to @joebuck125
If they’re not venomous I literally just pretend I don’t see them. They are tiny little anti bug security guards in my eyes. Idc anymore, just don’t touch me.






















