30+ • profile pic is Girl In Pink Dress painting by Laura Wheeler Waring.

Earth, unfortunately
Joined October 2020
i met a guy last night whose name is cloud and my name is sky so we had this moment
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That awkward moment when you switch jobs becuse you're looking for greener pastures only to discover, pastures were actually greener on the former job.😭😂🙌
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Erica retweeted
every Monday is a reminder that I don't have generational wealth and it's honestly very rude.
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Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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Every time I read “we have a spending problem” I roll my eyes. We have a priorities problem. Tax the rich and fund universal healthcare, education, childcare.
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I've been putting spiders I find around the house into my basement and now I'm scared to go down there because I realized I started Spider City
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I hate living below my means and still barely scraping by
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And for the lady, perhaps, a soft, calm, relaxing, yet productive week, where everything feels like it’s working in her favor, with no one and nothing to spike her cortisol. ♥️
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My 4yo asked me to name his crane truck, so I called it Frasier but no one laughed. My talents are wasted on these people.
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Then ppl say they makin a dish and show up mad late. Or they just bring liquor
This one them plates that get posted look so nasty. Everybody cannot cook. Some people indeed needs to send their money and stay tf out the kitchen.
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My favorite life hack is sleeping. I can’t spend money if I’m unconscious. I’m being financially responsible. Follow me for more budgeting tips.
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i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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And discard the belief that you need a connection to get a better job. It’s a great disservice to yourself and your ability. Believe!!! Believe!!! Believe!!!
Please get addicted to believing you will get a better job.
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Someone posted: Saying billionaires create wealth is like saying ticks manufacture blood. No, a-hole. They're just exceptionally good at extracting it.
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So petty...and I'm here for it.
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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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Replying to @iamrihere
It’s not close, it is 100% rape.
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One thing I’ve realised that no amount of rest on weekends can prepare me for the emotional damage of Mondays.
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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Replying to @joebuck125
If they’re not venomous I literally just pretend I don’t see them. They are tiny little anti bug security guards in my eyes. Idc anymore, just don’t touch me.
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