Professional Gamer / Fitness Nut / Esports National Champion / Streamer Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Chicago IL
Joined May 2010
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WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?!? Im sick of this doomsday slop! I almost want the power grid to go dark at this point.
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Get this Cubs team off my screen and out of the “playoffs”. This team is NOT even close to playoff caliber!
I am 0% surprised how this played out. Knew our offense wouldn’t do anything against playoff pitching. And our rotation is below average at best.
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Can you hack someone’s personal Minecraft server / world?! I pray to god that you can’t. The internet will ruin Mike Tomlins peace so fast 🥺
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What simulation is this?
Room full of women on the Oprah show starts cheering after a doctor says that black female child murderers need to be supported too, not just the white child murderers like Lindsay Clancy.
"I want us to have the same passion for [female child murderers] who don't look like Lindsay."
"There are women of color sitting around this country in prisons for [murdering their children]. I just wanna remind us to have the pink shirts and the energy for them as well."
Totally insane.
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We are living in an alternate reality!
Did we not just bomb a school killing 160 children on accident?! How are we tweeting out Wii Sports memes like this has been any sort of success!
Guy at the gym just asked if I was natty and said “what are you like 24,25?!”
Honestly I almost kissed him! 🥹
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Poor @grok realizing all his powers and capabilities have turned into an extension of Only Fans!
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Hey, @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it is.
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If Saratoga Bottled water trades publicly on the market. I’m buying all the stock. They’re about to kill next quarters earnings! 😂
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Couldn’t be happier to link up with these guys. Highlight of the trip ❤️ @Yahoo @Halo @LVL50LAN #YahooIcon
Decked out in the @Yahoo Merch turning back the clock on the main stage!! #YahooIcon
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