ALT “Who dares to enter the world of Graeskar, the king of pumpkins?” - our heroes interrupted staring at this gloomy place, by a frightening groan of a pumpkin giant, a portal keeper. And now, he was the one to stop our heroes. Well… he can try to. Without any idea, how the magic works in this world, the young water mage pointed a finger at the pumpkin monster and said: “Blasting water bomb!” And suddenly, a water blade, clipped the air and crushed the head of the monster. His huge body fell on the ground and started to inflate and swell up. His abs turned into a blimp, arms, legs, muscle tits… and then… BOOM! A muscular pumpkin popped, spreading pieces of orange soft flesh and seeds. The explosion was like a thunder, during a sunny day. All heads were turned to our heroes, green eyes of pumpkin army were filled with rage and hatred. They jumped forward, spreading their palms, trying to grab out heroes, but now, they knew what to do. It was ice mage’s time to shine! “Howling blizzard t

ALT *later The battle was over. Pieces of exploded, smoking pumpkin were still laying everywhere. But our 4 heroes were planning an assault on pumpkin dragon’s world. Weapons selection? Fire hose, they even brought a fire truck for it. A supermarket cart, filled to the brim with fire extinguishers and… a pumpkin carver?! “Yeah, sry pals, my aim sucks. But! I got some serious power here” - says our wielder, flexing big biceps. 3 brave heroes stepped into the portal. For some - a step through the door. For others- a long jump into eternity. The other side. Dark dimension. World of Graeskar - the pumpkin dragon. From the portal, steps out 2 magicians - one ice mage, another - water mage. Yes, those two guys who brought fire extinguishers and a water hose… here it works in a different way. And ofc, the one who brought a huge pumpkin carver… “WTF! You serious rn?! A bow and arrows?!” - that’s hilarious. A dark world, a stone island in the middle of nowhere, with a charcoal palace in the mid

ALT *few hours later… No more pumpkin spice latte left… but there’s one, extremely full reptilian left! Standing in the shade of the tree, rubbing big massive, bulging belly. But the critical amount of pumpkin spice in his body has been exceeded so… our lizard’s skin started turning orange, sides bulging, bellybuttons turning green, like a pumpkin patch knot and then… CHPOK! It popped out from pressure. The Lizard then started to swell up, holding his bubbling belly, desperately trying to stop the irreversible process. Bigger! Bigger! Rounder! Just like a gigantic pumpkin! Overfilled with juice and sugar, he suddenly… BOOOOOM! Nothing’s left, but a solid, heavy pumpkin under the tree! Who’s next in line for pumpkin spice latte? 🤤😋