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Hood adjacent.

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Joined February 2011
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I can’t lie.. my days on the internet are numbered. We did it. Ain’t nothing else to see.
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This absolute monster is going to be hunting QBs for the Chicago Bears. Welcome to Chicago Jeffery Simmons. 🐻⬇️
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DUBS IN THE MF CHAT.
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The shine on candy corn is bug resin. Brach's calls it confectioner's glaze. The bag reads sugar, corn syrup, then 2% or less of salt, dextrose, confectioner's glaze (shellac), gelatin, honey, artificial flavors, sesame oil, Yellow 5, Yellow 6 and Red 40. Shellac is what a lac insect leaves on tree branches in India and Thailand. It gets scraped off the bark, cleaned, dissolved in alcohol and tumbled over the candy, and it dries into the same hard coat that goes on a hardwood floor. That's the shine, and it's why the pieces don't glue themselves together in the bag. The gelatin is pork or beef collagen, there for the chew. The honey Brach's puts on the front of the bag is under 2%, behind the salt. Bags on shelves this fall list Red 40. Last year's listed Red 3, which FDA pulled from food in January 2025 with a 2027 deadline. Brach's says it makes about 7 billion kernels a year.
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Can’t wait for that Madden 27 Roster Update. 😂
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FUCK THOSE DRAFT PICKS LETS FUCKIN GO
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RYAN POLES YOU MOTHER FUCKER DJDNDJDJDJJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJD
The Bears are sending two first-round picks and a fourth-rounder to the Titans for Jeff Simmons. A monster deal.
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THIS IS THE WAY. #DaBears
Full trade terms, per sources: 🏈Bears receive: Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th-round pick 🏈Titans receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks, and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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This nigga in the sauna doing push ups & other calisthenics. I only have 5 minutes left, but I’m annoyed AF. We are literally AT the gym man. 😂😂😂
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It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see.. a cowgirl ends up riding off on me..
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Former NBA player Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea on Dec. 9 with the Department of Justice over his role in bribery and betting scheme on his NBA play, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN.
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🎶 I ain’t afraid to droowwnnn, if that means I’m deep up in yo’ ocean yeeaaa 🎶
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I understand what he was on, but people are too crazy these days to try to be sensible. Just remove yourself from the people & avoid that situation all together.
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See, where Dez Bryant messed up is by tryna talk sense into a reckless driver.
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Needed that Gibbs TD & I think he hurt himself avoiding it. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Trent Richardson 2.0 is Vegas.
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Me watching everybody complain about their teams today
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Anthony Richardson can’t be THAT bad.
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Daniel Jones is about to show us why the GM got fired.
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