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Teacher. Theatre Kid. Online Storyteller. @Twitch Partner. Shoutcaster. Inquiries: [email protected]

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Joined February 2013
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I cannot believe I get to post this. 15 Attempts. Multiple people who told me to change games and doubted my community. Countless Sacrifices. Never. Stop. Dreaming. Thank you all for the support over the last few years. The journey continues. I am humbled @twitch #Partner.
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Being able to talk shop with Patrick Stewart before seeing him in Godot as a 21 year old was one of the memories I will always hold on to. The advice he gave me that will always stick with me: Never kill your curiosity, and always make time for a true friend. Rest easy, Cap
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Watching the bois (@newLEGACYinc @ItsMachoT @thechrisdenker and yard) go back and forth with world records on defeat the streak a few years ago was so peak
Beat the streak mode still haunts me to this day. You could hit Undertaker with any weapon you wanted to for 5 minutes straight, hit 3 finishers, and the second you go to pin him the lights go out and he’s standing right behind you🤦🏽‍♂️😭 Great game.
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Okay yea we all know but also like.. some CAWS are going to cannibalize the living hell out of some of these entrance motions 🤣🤣
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Hey @oregonfootball please leave Mehringer and Raiola on the tarmac. Neither deserve their positions on the team
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CAN I UN KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY HEART HURTS
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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YOOOO what an incredible #gifted surprise from @elgato and @CORSAIR! Completely unexpected, especially after getting a 4KS as a gift earlier this year I can't wait to put it though it's paces! We feeling like another cooking stream soon? 🧑🏿‍🍳
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MY HEART HURTS PLEASE CD PROJEKT RED SAVE US
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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Whoa. Today marks 9 years to the day since I hit going live on @Twitch for the first time. Does that make me like super unc? Do I get special streamer AARP discounts?
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Man this sucks hard. Mass Effect is easily in my top franchises of all time, so many hours and memories poured into the games. Dragon Age as well.
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This Ducks vs Them better be a youtube short. Just make it a gif.
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Nah muskrat you can take your five bucks, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and such it straight up your candy a--
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This is preposterously stupid.
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Maaaaan #mitb may be up there with the worst shows I have watched with my own eyes live..
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Dylan Raiola should never be seen in an Oregon jersey ever again. Immediately cut him eat the NIL he weasled.
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Oregon needs to relegate Raiola to the scout team. Kid is awful.
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Yeaaaa I was right about Raiola.
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We did it chat! We found someone who has even less game than I do. Hooo leee
Hexumlite started CRASHING OUT about the blackpill after repeatedly getting rejected while cold approaching 💀 “I’m starting to get pissed the f-ck off not gonna lie to you, because at the end of the day if it was a 6’8” f-cking Chad that asked you that you would figure out a way to hang out so I’m a little f-cking pissed. Not at you but at the whole f-cking blackpill itself. You know what blackpill is?”
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I always end my streams by saying the same things: Thank you for spending your time here, you never know how much you have left. Be kind to yourself and each other, because you're way too kind to me. Days like the last couple really make these land differently...
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Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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