Just your resident autistic lesbian writer obsessed with #RWRB and #HeatedRivalry

Sapphic Land 21+ she/they
Joined March 2020
SECRETLY MARRIED HOLLANOV PART 2 THE REVEAL IS OUT!!! πŸ’ 7.5k of fluff, smut, and injury angst!! archiveofourown.org/works/92…
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Struggling with academic writing, Ilya visits the university writing center. When he sees the student-tutor there, cute, freckled, smart, AND funny, he becomes a regular OR the thousandth uni au of my dreams
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This is now a 20k monster and I figured deserves a snippet
Ilya is on the couch listening to Shane get changed as quickly as possible after tunamelt-gate when he hears a shattering noise followed by the crying of a toddler. Rushing to the sound, they both see a panicked little girl looking at them and going β€œPapa? Dada? What’s happenin?”
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Also bisexual Jackie Pike, bisexual Rose Landry, bisexual Svetlana Vetrova
What’s everyone’s favorite Heated Rivalry side character fanons? I’ll go first: mine’s Marlow having a lesbian sister
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What’s everyone’s favorite Heated Rivalry side character fanons? I’ll go first: mine’s Marlow having a lesbian sister
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It’s shit like this that makes me wanna go play with a bear and maybe cuddle it…
A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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Do I dare turn this into a short one-shot? It’s such a gorgeous fanart!!!!!
for my beautiful hidy, the kiss #heatedrivalry πŸ’
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Stolen from @snoopyilya don’t let this flop or I’ll be sad πŸ˜”
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Bonus points if the anon is Marly
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User itsmaybitheway outside of twitter!!
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You Have Reached Lilly, you’ll always be famous archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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In that moment πŸ’€πŸ’€you will pry it out of my cold, dead hands 😭
TIME FOR A TIMELINE CLEANSE fic writers, what phrase do you find yourself using CONSTANTLY no matter how hard you try not to? bc we all have at least one πŸ’€ i have two: β€œFor a moment” and β€œAnd with that”, bc sometimes idk how else to start a sentence πŸ’€
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I miss this trend, can we bring it back? ⬇️ Shane: so, I am a hiker who got lost in the Canadian wilderness and you’re a hungry grizzly bear
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I love this for Connor but why is here there twice?
We are a serious update account. Professional, if you will. Connor Storrie is nominated for Butt of the Year at the Grindr awards. πŸ”— grindr.com/2026unwrapped-us
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This is a joke about Connor being the deer guy from the Odyssey
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Graphic design is my ✨passion✨
I should stop posting
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May πŸ’πŸ‘‘ retweeted
"I hate when fic writers [insert pet peeve here]" Let writers write how they want. You can click out of the fic & read something else if it bothers you that much, or try writing a fic yourself. Write the story you want to see
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May πŸ’πŸ‘‘ retweeted
MI SENTO UNA PAZZA DIO MIO COSA È QUESTO EDIT
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Here’s snippet of Shane eavesdropping on a conversation between Ilya and their daughter who time traveled right in the middle of tuna melt-gate:
Ilya is on the couch listening to Shane get changed as quickly as possible after tunamelt-gate when he hears a shattering noise followed by the crying of a toddler. Rushing to the sound, they both see a panicked little girl looking at them and going β€œPapa? Dada? What’s happenin?”
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May πŸ’πŸ‘‘ retweeted
WRITE!!! BAD!!! FICS!!! people really need to realize that the only way to write good fics is to write bad ones. the only way to get less AI slop is to be okay with the bad human fics. the only way to have fun and learn is to get really comfortable with bad writing.
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What if I say David Hollander
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