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One-time host of @AFVofficial. Several-time fantasy football champion. My jokes always get at least one laugh. It’s a great day to be great!

Joined February 2012
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#PleaseHelp me settle a debate with my wife… Do you consider a BLT to be a breakfast sandwich?
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Who’s the home team here… Home of the!!!!!!
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I was standing room right next to the Royals HoF. Hit basically felt like it was coming right down the line at us. Pure elation.
Twelve years ago today. Where were you?
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How can they have someone on the writing team aware enough about promoting offensive line play but somehow not aware of what offensive linemen look like or what numbers they wear?
Not a soul over 200 lb in that group. Need five manhunters to return and shapeshift into some hosses.
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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First football edition of the year of my favorite exercise: different play by play calls of the biggest play of a game, in order. Here’s Kenneth Walker’s 60 yard TD. -ABC/ESPN: Joe Buck -Westwood One: Kevin Harlan -Chiefs radio: Mitch Holthus -Broncos radio: Dave Logan -ESPN Deportes: Rebeca Landa -ESPN Vivo -Koren Feed
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To our 20,000 new followers: THANK YOU! Before the season starts, we're giving away FIVE LIFETIME subscriptions. What you see on X is a fraction of what gets uploaded to our site. All you have to do is follow + repost + reply to this tweet and we'll choose 5 of you Wednesday before kickoff!
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Running backs: Damien Williams- out of NFL Darwin Thompson- out of NFL Clyde Edwards-Helaire-out of the NFL Jerick McKinnon-out of the NFL Kareem Hunt- Unsigned as of 8/31 Isiah Pacheco-future UFL Samaje Perine- Bengals RB2
15 WRs caught a pass from Patrick Mahomes during his Super Bowl-winning seasons. Only 3 are still active in the NFL. 🤯
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Feel like this is incredibly hard to do
One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen: The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.
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Former Los Angeles Chargers scout talks about facing Patrick Mahomes to start the 2018 season.
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