You know who I am | Pokemon and shitposting

Richmond, VA / Boise, ID
Joined September 2012
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One time I told my coworker I thought creating my own country would be a cool way to spend trillions if I had it laying around. He told HR I was only allowing white men in my fictional country and specifically said black women aren’t allowed. The HR rep was a black woman.
TREAT EVERYONE LIKE THEY’RE WEARING A WIRE
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genuinely worse than 4chan gore
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4 fingers in her box, got my cane raising
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“You guys aren’t funding my social security, so immigrants are gonna have to!!”
Chuck Schumer: “We have a population that is not reproducing on its own. The only way we are going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants.”
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Just whiffed Vegas Regionals bro lets gooo
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Has anyone heard of the Bouse, Mouse, Touse lingo or am I reaching Unc status
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ngl it’s the phones
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A single point of failure? israeli hacker are gonna EAATTT
🚨 JUST IN: By stroke of pen and flanked by Cabinet members, President Trump just signed an executive order directing every federal agency in the United States to IMMEDIATELY begin combining into America .gov — a Super Intelligence-powered page letting Americans complete every interaction with the federal government in ONE SEARCH, ONE FORM NO MORE going to multiple agency sites and looking at DOZENS of different pages to accomplish one thing. THIS IS HUGE! Many Americans are about to have HOURS freed up 🇺🇸
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i love petting my cat right after they finish cleaning themselves
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imagine it blew up right there in his hand
Speaking now at the UN. Remember the pagers? Hezbollah sure does.
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I wish I was kidding, but some dude just pulled over on the side of the road in front of my house and starts dry humping his girlfriend and blasting R&B for a solid minute or two and then pealed off Boise fucking Idaho
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A lot of people could really benefit from chilling out a little bit
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Ruled at every level by people who don’t understand the shit they’re making laws about.
This mayor thought Flock cameras were only on the highways. They're not.
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Hinge circa 2026
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Congratulations to Israel for getting 31 tons of gold
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇻🇪 The US is confiscating Venezuela’s gold from the UK bank All of Venezuela's gold reserves, totaling 31 tons, which are held at the Bank of England, will be transferred to the United States, per EL Nacional. The value amounts to $4 billion, resulting in the loss of Venezuelan sovereignty over the resources.
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Hayden Panettiere has DIED at the age of 36. This is 3 months after she exposed the Elite Hollywood/ Music system.
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I’m calling him back to unconvince him
James Fishback is calling undecided voters while driving in between his 16 events today His dedication is unmatched.
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White boys just don’t do it like Hoobastank anymore
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I need a cubone related pokemon name for vending, please help
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