Dear @cineworld your new app is absolutely dog shit. Why the in name of goddamn fury have you taken away the ability for me to book films for my family who have also have unlimited cards? The cinema with my son and mates is the my effing happy place & you're messing with my jo
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Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.
There is no way a penis resides in those trousers
🚨Back hosting Talk TV breakfast TOMORROW MORNING (Weds) for the legend that is Jeremy Kyle
6am to 10am @TalkTV 🔥
GB news should be shut down, not just for it's absolutely insane content but also for the fact that it's just terrible quality with awful presenters. It's just not watchable at all.
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Sick to death of this cunt lecturing us about hard work. When he was an MEP he was 748th out of 751 for attendance, attended 1 out 42 meetings when he was on the EU fisheries committee, has one of the lowest attendance records in Parliament, and never shows up in his constituency
'We're quick to label people with ADHD and many other problems and tell them they're victims'
@Nigel_Farage says Reform will tackle the issue of youth unemployment through 'cultural change' to encourage hard work
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Please do not embarrass Farage by reposting his 'Happy Birthday Mr President' tweet. Be careful not to draw attention to the fact that he's holding a bottle of Trump wine, it would make him look like a fawning sycophant, and we wouldn't want to do that ... would we?
Fuck Reform and all who sail in it! EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS
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My favourite #AccidentalPartridge yet @AccidentalP
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The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.




















