Calculated Randomness™️ @theatpshow NFL (☕️)+ GFL in a past life. Fleeting thoughts from a Scorpio king (King Scorpio)

Detroit ➡️ DMV
Joined June 2010
I heard if you play F.I.C.O. three times in a row, you end up here. Clipse roll out was immaculate.
🍻 ☀️ 🌊 proof of (more) life
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Your name is Paris. You out in Paris…watching the world fall apart
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I want to tweet the whole song but I simply wouldn’t do the flow justice
Replying to @ItsUhMe_Mario
The first 6 bars lol Gimme that piffy, I’m higher than my attire I flow like I spit through the fryer I-a sit the cocaine in some fire I-a get the buyer money out the dryer Ride up in the fire buggy, slim tires Tryna find a trotter like Jeremiah
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I just gave Wayne’s Takeover 2 a smooth 479 streams
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The first 6 bars lol Gimme that piffy, I’m higher than my attire I flow like I spit through the fryer I-a sit the cocaine in some fire I-a get the buyer money out the dryer Ride up in the fire buggy, slim tires Tryna find a trotter like Jeremiah
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I keep forgetting the SB is on Valentines Day this season. What a time
Jay-Z will be the headline performer for the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles on Valentines Day 2027.
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If the ***** make it and I’ma have no choice but to fast track something lol
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I just gave Wayne’s Takeover 2 a smooth 479 streams
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Watch this ENDZONE view, please! @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 with an All-Timer channelling his inner @BarrySanders. The fact the defender doesn't even touch him blows my mind no matter how many times I watch this clip
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Telling ya
Probably one of the best 4th down decisions you will see all season, because a punt would've given the Packers the control over the clock.
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BRIAN BRANCH BACK
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That’s because Love is a “1 and a possible” trick pony
Love not even looking at guys running wide open
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It feels weird getting all these calls in the Lions favor but this is just overdue from past years. Anyways, welcome back Brian Branch!
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I’m telling ya now. Idc about them calls. It’s owed!
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We needed that, Hutch. Every play gotta get made
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NFL silliness
The #Bucs have 64 passing yards today.... They have scored 43 points. What a wild stat. 😳
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Ok. The first slate of games at least upgraded from goofy to silly. Mostly routine NFL silliness I’m seeing checking these games.
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hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities
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Top 3 favorite things at any given time: • a pretty face • freshly brewed coffee aroma • a sliding ass, riding ass bass line
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DUBS IN THE MF CHAT for the Dream today ❤️🩵I love my country: Atlanta, Georgia!!
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