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Sometime old people…just gotta mind their business.
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Call us Papa Smurf. This country done hate voted us blue lmao.
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@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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. @NICKIMINAJ
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@Phil_Lewis_Nov 3
Magic City, Atlanta’s famous strip club, is throwing a “From the Polls to the Poles” election night watch party:
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Damnz (fan.)@DAMNZMARAJNov 3
JUST VOTED BLUE IN GEORGIA💙😝
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THE GODMUTHA ✦
@THEG0DMUTHANov 2
Take Me Home • Terror Squad feat. Fat Joe, Remy Ma, Dre & Armageddon [2004]
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
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@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Red Hot Shawn Texas@GOODBROTHERLYZMNov 2
I love bringing up the fact that Bernard Wright was SIXTEEN YEARS OLD when he gave us this classic bassline on this perfect record. SIXTEEN.
Doom Coming (@Getthebagcoach) profile pictureDoom Coming
@GetthebagcoachNov 1
Easily a top 5 song of all time man…. I know being in the studio had to be crazy
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liv 🫧@chillestwomanOct 31
wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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That’s a nasty ol Pisces read.
No Chaser TV (@nochaser_tv) profile pictureNo Chaser TV
@nochaser_tvNov 2
Welp, Moniece Slaughter has responded to Martell Holt’s comment…. #lamh #loveandmarriagehuntsville #lhhh #rhoa Source: @realityenttv
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They tryna make us feel sympathy for Arionne with this sibling scene? Chile. We do not care. #LAMH
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haziran ꕤ@nicetoknowyuuOct 28
this was supposed to be her Nicole Kidman
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this reminds me that in the 16-1700s colonist white women literally got mad that we could do the baroque hair (curls piled high, kitchen out) prettier than them w/ way less effort. they got so jealous about it that multiple colonies made showing our hair illegal w/o scarves
esi (@co0ncuc) profile pictureesi@co0ncucOct 30
natural hair sits so pretty #princesscoded
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@ChloeBaileyOct 31
shoutout to Chloe Bailey
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@BjaySwagOct 29
being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: “look, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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eguapo 👑
@thetrillgentOct 28
oh she hit that shit. the best dancer to come thru!
The AHS Zone (@AHSZone) profile pictureThe AHS Zone@AHSZoneOct 28
Gabourey Sidibe doing the Spirit Tunnel at The Jennifer Hudson Show.
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People don't understand how much VH1 contributed to cultural literacy. Yeah you were high on the couch watching hours of Pop Up video & I Love The (pick a decade) but you were also getting an education in cultural history. We could use more of that, now, & less tik tok slop.
Bite-Sized Nostalgia (@landofthe80s) profile pictureBite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 27
"Pop-Up Video" debuted on VH1 on this date in 1996, adding a whole new layer to watching music videos. BITE-SIZED FACT | The show filled music videos with pop-up bubbles revealing trivia, behind-the-scenes stories and amusing facts about the artists and songs.
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BODEGA PEPTIDES (@bigsnugga) profile pictureBODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 26
so glad i didnt turn out like those fat guys who lose a bunch of weight and become evil. i was evil when i was fat too
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