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Occasional tweeter, therefore occasional troll'er. Welcome to the game.

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Joined July 2013
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Some will say this "fried shorts". Better to be partially/mostly/fully lucky than good? Can't have "edge leak" if you have no idea what you're doing, right? Way more money on the long side tho....🤡 Hope this goes to zero for anyone still in.
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No edge leak here.... All out, have a good weekend folks.
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Mostly out NWGL. Small caps still work folks, you just gotta find a way to outsmart some of the other people, and some of the systems. Good luck out there!
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Dear Locate Prices, Kindly go fuck yourself. Sincerely, Shorts everywhere
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Anyone else wake up today thinking the market was open? No? Oh, well, I guess maybe I didn’t either. “Hey siri, remind me next June…….”
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Impossibly, I feel like all of these are true right now: Its March 2025 Its April fools day Its Friday the 13th good luck out there shorts. JFC, SMH
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When coding with AI, which models hallucinate the LEAST? was making great progress with Gemini but hallucinations started a week ago, and keep getting worse. Suggestions?
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If you trade with the tape, and you get your "indication" of the tape change, trade it differently, right? Ideally not before either...
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Republicans that had leg day in the gym today are realizing they made a horrible mistake.
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Do you guys think AI is more like: A dog, and when you give it things to do it gets excited and is happy to help and learn? A coworker, who gets annoyed with all your stupid questions and requests to fix stuff and help you learn shit?
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Well, tomorrow looks like it has promise. Be safe out there!
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👻 J 0 5 H 👻 retweeted
BREAKING: everything
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There should be exactly zero shorts complaining today.
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We must be at peak pain for short sellers. Or we’re damn close.
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I'd love to be happy about this, with a green day, and recovered part of this week, but, fukkin seriously?
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HOLY SHIT - a green day.
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I am currently operating at a 100% win rate, for the ENTIRE year. I assume this changes Monday, until then, "I finally made it".
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Name 5 people that do it better that I do... I'll wait. No, seriously tho, I'm asking for names because I need all the help I can get. Who am I? Captain Minimizer or something? What is this, Short trade strategy for ants? 🤦‍♂️
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Go long and make ONE dollar +!! Why would I want ONE dollar + when I could have THIRTY FIVE cents?
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